Two Idiots [Completed] ✅

6 - Compromise?

Jung Hoseok has been having a really bad morning. His boyfriend, Yoongi, is very angry with him. He doesn't think he's ever seen Yoongi this mad before, not even the time he crashed Yoongi's favourite Porsche.

"I don't care about your silly entertainment kink anymore Hobi. You will sort this out! I will not lose a valuable member of my staff over your crazy antics!"

Hoseok sniffs at his boyfriend sadly. He didn't mean for things to get to this stage. Well actually, he did. But it was all done in fun and games. Why should he be held responsible when the two idiots had no sense whatsoever on how to get Jin?

Yoongi looks at his pouty boyfriend with thick tears in his warm orbs. He can't ever be angry at him. He's too precious to him.

"Baby...my sweet angel. I'm not mad, really I'm not." He stroked Hobi's cheek lovingly. He knew Hobi was faking. He also knew how cute and silly his boyfriend was. He wouldn't want him to change anything about himself ever. In fact, Yoongi was really amused with Hobi's attempts to woo Seokjin for the two idiots. Personally, he really felt they were extremely stupid. The things they had tried to pull off thus far, were quite ridiculous. Yoongi smiled at what he was about to do. He had his own plans for the two idiots and the object of their desires, Kim Seokjin.

As the three men in question entered the conference room, the two lovers composed themselves and put on their professional façades. Seokjin noticed Hoseok's teary eyes and felt sorry for him. He was really an innocent bystander in all this. The two idiots were to be blamed for their own antics.

The two idiots settled into chairs, looking very nervous indeed. Seokjin smirked and waited for the chairman to start the meeting.

"I won't mince any words, Mr Kim, Mr Jeon, but serious accusations have been put forth against the two of you.  As such....."

Seokjin cleared his throat loudly. "I'm sorry sir, Mr Min, but .... may I have a few moments alone with Mr Jeon and Mr Kim? I think I may have a solution for us to solve this amicably and return to working in a safe and composed atmosphere."

Min Yoongi did not expect this. But he thought on it and decided to let Jin go ahead. If he was willing to compromise then maybe the two idiots would not have to suffer a suspension or even getting fired. He nodded and excused himself and Hoseok from the room.

The two idiots watched as Seokjin got up from his chair with a huge smirk on his face. He eyed them before bursting into laughter. They looked at him in shock and then at each other in confusion.

"Let me just say that I would like to applaud your silly efforts to 'get me' as it were, but you two really are idiots if you think that your silly antics are going to get me to fuck you that easily."

The two idiots were even more confused now. What was Jin up to?

Seokjin pulled out his phone and scrolled through it until he came to what he desired. He turned the phone to face the two idiots and a satisfied laugh escaped his lips when he saw the reaction from the two idiots.

"What the fuck Jin! How could you do that to us?" Taehyung screamed while Jungkook cringed in disbelief at what he had just seen.

Seokjin shrugged his wide shoulders nonchalantly. He wasn't in the least bit intimidated.

"It's quite simple really. You fuck with me and I'll fuck with you. Except that I will fuck you six ways to Sunday if you two so much as breathe in my space again," Jin threatened them. "And even worse, I'll print those damn pics and paste them on billboards all over the city to let everyone know exactly what kind of bitches the two of you are."

"I'm nobody's bitch!" Jungkook thundered.

Jin just smirked. "Not what it says on this pic my sweetheart. Now...do we have a deal?"

Taehyung stroked his chin thoughtfully. "So let me get this straight. All we have to do is not harrass you with sexual innuendos or grab your ass etcetera and you won't show everyone those pictures of us?"

"Yeah....that's it. That's all I'm asking."

"We'll do it! Deal!" Taehyung declared.

Seokjin smiled satisfactorily. But it was short-lived when Jungkook piped up.

"What the hell are you saying Taehyung? I don't agree to this! No way!" He whined.

"I'm sorry Jin. Let me just talk to him privately for a second." He took Jungkook aside and Jin watched impatiently as they argued for a bit. Before long, they returned and Jungkook, grudgingly agreed. But they had a condition.

"I don't think you two idiots are in any position to place conditions," Seokjin mused.

"Just hear us out Jin," Jungkook asked sweetly.

"Fine! Make it quick and it better be worth my while."

"Okay, so you obviously know that we're both crazy about you."

"Get to the point Taehyung," Jin said, quite bored with them.

"Well, the way we see it, all we really want, is a legitimate chance with you. No groping, no sexual innuendos, none of that, whatever makes you uncomfortable. We just want a chance for you to get to know us better like normal people would date."

Seokjin thought on Taehyung's words.

"Yeah, and when you decide that you like one of us or none of us, we will back off. We won't harrass you. All you have to do, is delete those pics and we'll call it quits," Jungkook finished.

Seokjin looked at him sceptically. Could he trust them? After all these years and all the stunts they've tried to pull on him? Seokjin remembers one time when they'd locked themselves in the school bathroom with him. Fifteen year old Seokjin was scared stiff that day. Luckily, the janitor had thought the door was jammed and had pried it open, unintentionally saving Seokjin.

"Fine! I'll give you both exactly a month and if by then I am not impressed by either of you, I will delete the pics and you will leave me alone for the rest of my life. Agreed?"

The two idiots looked at each other.

"Agreed!" They said in unison.

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Hey my swties...sorry I haven't updated this sooner.

But I'm back and it's going to pick up the pace yet again.

I hope you will enjoy this frolic with taejinkook  😁

I purple you 💜

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