Harrison x Dolan au's

Really bad smut au

A/N: This is a joke. It's supposed to be so bad that it's funny. I hope that's what I accomplished and it's not just awful.

Harrison looked down at his boyfriend Dolan. "So I just...touch it?" Dolan nodded. "Yeah, just...massage it with your hands a little." Harrison sighed and shrugged his shoulders. "Okay. But I have to ask you for consent first so, Dolan can I touch your penis?" Once consent was given, he reached out his hand to touch it but stopped. "Wait, which finger should I use?" Dolan rolled his eyes, "I don't care what finger Harrison, I just want you to touch it." So Harrison used his index finger to poke the tip of Dolan's rod. "Is that satisfactory?" He continuously poked the tip but Dolan didn't seem to be enjoying it to much. "Okay okay. How about we skip the foreplay and just go at it?" Harrison stopped touching it and nodded. "Okay!" He flipped over and shimmied out of his clothes. Dolan stood up and grabbed a condom. He tried to open it but accidentally tore the rubber. "Okay we're not using that one." He threw it behind him and grabbed another one.
Three condoms later they finally get it open without ripping it or dropping it on the floor. "Okay now do you want to help me put it on?" Harrison nodded. "Okay." He grabbed it and pinched the tip like they taught him in sex-ed. "Ow! You just pinched my dick!" Harrison apologized, "oh god I'm sorry!" Dolan shook his head and they tried again. They got it on after about 10 minutes. "Okay now Harrison, I'm going to enter your asshole now okay?" Harrison nodded, "Yeah okay." Dolan put himself at Harrison's entrance. "Wait..is this the right hole?" Harrison looked at him with wide eyes. "We're boys. We only have one hole Dolan!" Dolan rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Don't yell at me when my Jimmy John is an inch away from popping your cherry!" Harrison sighed, "sorry sorry, continue." Dolan moved his hips forwards and went inside Harrison. "Oh what the-that feels weird." Dolan replied with his jaw clenched. "You have to get used to it first dumbass." Harrison gasped, "wow you even insult me when we have se-oh! Son of a nutcracker!" Dolan hits against the special spot that sends tingles through Harrison's body. "That feels good." Dolan nods. "You're welcome." After a few more minutes of silent pleasuring, Dolan gets a weird feeling in his gut. "Uh Harrison I think I need to pee, do you mind if we take a break?" Harrison was too wrapped up in his pleasure to notice though. His asshole gripped onto Dolan's Alvin and the chipmunks and didn't let go. A white liquid came out of Harrison's tip and spread across his chest. The pressure built up more and more inside Dolan. "Oh wait nevermind I think I'm going to release my sperm inside you." Harrison was still reeling from his own orgasm but when Dolan came inside of him, it felt even better. The two boys collapsed on top of each other in a big sweaty mess. "Thanks Dolan." Harrison said when he finally caught his breath. Dolan nodded. "Yeah, you're welcome. Let's get up and go shower." Harrison nodded and Dolan got off of him. But before he got up completely, he looked down at Harrison's chest that still had cut on it. "Wait, Ive wanted to try this for so long." He leaned down and licked a long stripe up his chest, collecting the semen. Dolan almost gagged. "Okay never mind that's gross don't do that."
The end.

A/N: I am so sorry for this