How the Mean Man Changed My Life

Rainy Day Fun

Ugh. One bad thing about living in Iowa  in the fall is the rain we get. I don't like the rain in the fall. It makes it really cold. Mindy and I are hanging out together today. We were going to go to the golf course where both of our families have memberships but obviously we can't do that. Well we could we'd just get really wet (not in the way that you think you dirty minded people).

"Ameliaaaaaa I'm so bored" Mindy whines from the couch.

"Minddddyyyy I'm so hungry" I whine back.

Ugh. Stupid Saturdays. I know this may sound crazy but I'm one of those weirdo's who actually like school and don't like the weekends very much. I know I'm weird.

"How about we go to Mcdonalds and get something to eat? It gives us something to do" Mindy states sitting up.

"Okay let's go I'll drive" I say standing up and grabbing my keys and wallet from the couch side table. Mindy and I walk out of the front door and make a mad dash to my car that's parked by the curb and get in. I start the car up and drive away from my house. Mindy starts playing with the radio and gets it on a station we both love listening to. It's quiet in the car. Untill we hear Live While We're Young start playing through the car speakers. Mindy reaches over to turn the volume up.

We sit in the car dancing like idiots (mostly Mindy cause she's the most craziest and I'm driving).We pull up in the Mcdonalds parking lot just as the song ends. We walk in and order. We get our food fast cause there's no one else here considering it's like 10 in the morning. We're sitting in a both across from eachother being the idiots we are and taking weird pictures and posting them to Twitter.

I have just posted a picture of Mindy with her straw of her drink up her nose (she got a new straw don't worry) and my phone bleeped telling me I had a notifaction. I look at it and see it's Liam commenting on a picture Mindy posted of me. In the picture I have fries on my kanine teeth and have ketchup on the ends of them.

@Real_Liam_Payne: @Mindy_Divis798 @Amelia_Peterson88 that's so creepy on so many levels. I'm scared to see you in person now.

I laugh and reply

@Amelia_Peterson88: @Real_Liam_Payne @Mindy_Divis798 but I can still turn into a bat and fly to London.

Mindy laughs when she reads that on her phone and replies

@Mindy_Divis: @Real_Liam_Payne @Amelia_Peterson88 she's got a point there but don't worry I've known her for years and she's only bitten my finger once

I laugh and reply

@Amelia_Peterson88: @Real_Liam_Payne @Mindy_Divis798 it's true but I haven't bitten her since cause her blood is bitter and is O+ I like A-

Liam replies by saying

@Real_Liam_Payne: @Amelia_Peterson88 @Mindy_Divis798 that's even creepier even though you aren't really a vampire you know her blood type

I roll my eyes and reply

@Amelia_Peterson88: @Real_Liam_Payne @Mindy_Divis798 I don't know her blood type I was just guessing we're not that close to know eachothers blood types I don't even know my own blood type

Liam just replies

@Real_Liam_Payne: @Amelia_Peterson88 @Mindy_Divis798 O i c i was going to say the boys and I are close but we don't even know eachothers blood type

Mindy replies

@Mindy_Divis798: @Real_Liam_Payne @Amelia_Peterson88 duh Liam

I just laugh but don't bother repling. I'm done eating and so is Mindy so we throw away our garbage and leave. Instead of going back to my house we just decide to go to Kmart that is  right next to Mcdonalds and be weirdo's there.

The first thing we see is a cardboard cut out of the boys. Advertising their new album that's coming out soon. There are alot of teenage girls standing in front of it getting their pictures taken. One of the girls phones bleep and she pulls it out to look at it. She reads what ever is on the screen and looks up and screams. The others look at her and wait for her to calm down to tell them what's up. The girl looks like she's about to pass out when she says

"Liam was tweeting these two girls over a picture one had tweeted so me being the curious person I am looked at the picture and it's the girl that's right over there!!!The one with curly hair and braces!!"

The other girls turn to look at me and Mindy as we stand there looking at candy near the cut out. Mindy who is paying more attention to the candy then the girls doesn't hear a word of this. I hear lots of screaming and turn back around to see the girls have gone from staring at us in shock to running at us. I scream and grab Mindy's wrist. I run like an idiot with Mindy following behind me as she has now noticed the girls and is running on her own. We run straight for the dressing rooms. We run to the far end one and lock the door behind us. The good thing about our Kmart's dressing rooms are there aren't any spaces for people to crawl over or under to get into our cubicle. Mindy gives me a questioning look and starts to speak but I slap my hand over her mouth to keep her quiet. I hear the girls right outside the door. They know we're in here but  I still don't want them to hear what we're saying considering Mindy has a bad habit of swearing when she's mad. I take my phone out of my pocket and move my hand from her mouth. I go to new text message and type in

"Girls directioners big fans saw Liam tweeting us on pic looked at pic recognized me and u know the rest"

Instead of sending it I just show it to Mindy who nods after reading it. Deciding to be weird I stand in front of the mirror and make Mindy stand beside me. I take my phone and snap a picture and post it to Twitter with the caption that said

"Love getting chased by directioners and getting trapped with my bestie in a dressing room #feelsgoodtobechasedbypeopleidontknow"

When I first tweeted that I don't know if that hashtag was trending but it sure was after a minute I looked and saw I had alot more followers and mentions from fans asking me to get the boys to follow them. Egnoring all those tweets I put my phone away and sit next to Mindy on the ground. Man I knew this fandom was crazy cause I'm part of it but I didn't know the girls where so crazy as to chase people the boys tweet into a dressing room.