Memory Pandemonium (The World God Only Knows FanFiction)

Chapter 1

This day was like any what you can call a normal day. At this moment is supposed to be the first period of the class 2-B which is History, while a certain boy is playing with his PFP not minding the lesson or people around him. This boy was none other than Keima Katsuragi with the alias of, God of Conquest. As Keima tap himself away from reality a voice called him." Hoy, Katsuragi-kun for the millionth time put your PFP away and listen at my class." It was there homeroom teacher, Nikaido-sensei with a slight annoyed tone in her voice.

"I would decline the offer sensei for I do not indulge myself in basic knowledge." Keima replied with a bored face and with no interest in her lesson at all. In turn made Nikaido-sensei have a tick mark on her head." Hoooh? Basic knowledge you say, maybe if you did listen you might learn something new instead."

"Sensei it's History, there's nothing new to learn from it other than events that already happened." Keima in turn replied with no change of tone, which resulted a lot of gasps and a bit of giggles to emerge from the classroom. Nikaido-sensei had enough and snapped." Keima Katsuragi." Nikaido-sensei said with a scary expression and covered in imaginary dark aura. As Keima looked at the one who called his name, a loud bang of something being hit echoed along the whole school. Keima is then seen with a throbbing bruise in his head, with a ticked off Nikaido-sensei at the front of his desk." Katsuragi, I will be confiscating your PFP from now on, I hope that will change your mind." And with that said, Nikaido-sensei snatched the PFP from Keima's hand which in turned looked at her with an annoyed expression as well." Tch." as Keima clicked his tongue as class continued.

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During recess, Keima Katsuragi was at the roof of his school wing lying down at bench with his eyes closed until the door of the roof opened followed with fast footsteps coming unto Keima. Keima opened his eyes and were connected with another pair that belong to a girl named Elsie." Ah! Kami-sama I came as soon as I knew what happened, are you alright?!" The girl named Elsie said with a panicked and worried tone. Keima in turn sat up and replied. "I'm fine Elsie you don't have to worry about me every second, here seat down beside me." She then sat down still worried. Elsie then checked on Keima's bruise still with a worried expression." Mou, Kami-sama are you sure you're alright? It seems that Nikaido-sensei really hit you hard this time." Elsie, Keima's supposed to be 'younger sister' checked on him." Arggh, it's ok Elsie it doesn't seem to hurt that much and it doesn't also seem to be a serious wound, so can you stop touching it?!" Keima said with an annoyed tone." But Elsie doesn't want Kami-sama to be hurt!" Elsie said with a teary eyed and panicked expression which in turn looked pretty cute. Keima then sighed and took out another PFP and started playing another gal game. "Elsie, I said I'm fine so stop worrying already."." Mou, fine." Elsie sighed and calmed down still worried about him.

And as they sat there, a sudden wind blew making the ribbon that held Elsie's hair untangled which made it flow with the wind. She then tried to hold it down and successfully tied it back as the wind then left a bit later. "Kami-sama can we go down now? It seems to be a bit windy here." Keima then stopped playing and looked at the view." Not yet Elsie..." He let out a small chuckle and smile in his stoic and bored face as he continued his reply." I like the view here, it's so...relaxing. Even if I like the 2D world, the real world also looks beautiful in its own ways." Keima then lied down on Elsie's lap, in which made Elsie blush heavily." Huh? Wa- Kami-sama? What are you doing?!" she said with mixed emotions of panic, surprise and embarrassment." Oh? what are you talking about? I'm lying down because I'm tired." Keima snuggled more, which caused Elsie to blush even more to and she started pointing her fingers together. "Aah, Elsie you have really soft thighs which are like pillows, so soft." Keima said as he stroked her thighs softly, Elsie was then even redder and when Keima just touch the part of the thigh that was really close to Elsie's 'you know what'." Ah- ". *POOF*" Eeeeh....". Elsie was already embarrassed when Keima lied down at her thighs, but she became even more embarrassed as he snuggled, and when Keima stroked them she couldn't take it and fainted with a poof of pink smoke and a blush on her face.