CRINGE PARADE GET SOME TITTIE MILK

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So there's this girl in my class who also has a wattpad account and well she made a tinkerbell fanfic.

Listen, tinkerbell is cute and all but uh yikes.

I mean whatever I'll let her do her thing, I am in no way more superior than her since I am a can of cringe.

BUT THE THING IS, she makes me read her fic :(

While I don't mind reading her fic, it's just that she makes me read it when I'm on my phone reading something I actually enjoy. Bro her writing is pretty hot and all, but I just don't care about cLaRioN x MilOrI.

She's inviting me to see tinkerbell sEcReT oF tHe WiNgS at her house and while that's sweet, no. Y'all with the tinkerbell shit aside I already can't feel a strong connection with her so after the movie is over, it's already pretty damn awkward. I'm not saying I'm very mature or too old to be watching Tinkerbell but I don't wanna bother with going on a bus, hopping on a train, just to see some motherfucking Tinkerbell.

Since I can't simply say no, my pro move is to just laugh and say "yO iMaGiNe".

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