K so my friends invited me over and me, forgeting showering was a thing, had to wash my self super fast and the soap bar ended up getting fucking demolished by my buttcheek since i slipped and fell on it.
It was worth it at least since there is no way i was gonna ruin my sex appeal by smelling like Cardi B's pink dildo
Well we hung out in this girl's house (I'll call her becky) and the girl who shoved my spoon down her vagina was there too so that was interesting.
Anyways Becky said i should wear one of her dresses and pick up our pizza like that so i did and looked sexier than everyone in the room. I was literally fuckable to anyone in the vicinity.
This guy i had a mild attraction to was being a dick to me when i wore the dress so that was dissapointing. He would def try to peg me but i am a certified pegger so it wouldn't have worked out anyways.
She let me take it home but i gotta give it back soon.
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My legs looked fucked in this angle so i colored it out.
Anyways i got a lot of stares cuz I'm a guy and dudes in dresses isn't normalized yet 😔✊✊✊
