Relatable Quotes

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When something

exciting happens

I randomly slap the

person next to me

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When I clear my calculator, I press the button at least ten times.

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In my room... decent singer. In the shower... international pop superstar.

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Some songs wake
up my inner
stripper

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That mood where
You're so pissed off
And you just hate
Everything that exists.

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I hate it when I'm trying to be serious, but then accidentally smile.

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We need a universal symbol for
"Don't say that in front of my parents"

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Not a quote!!!

But zayumm...

IM ON A ROLE!!!.

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