The Avengers vs. Wanda

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Random sh*tposts about how Pietro behaves around the other Avengers and how he behaves around Wanda.

Cold Weather
With The Avengers:

Clint: It's so cold out here.

Tony: Yeah, I think I'm gonna freeze

Pietro: Want me to set you both on fire?

With Wanda:

Wanda: I'm a little cold.

Pietro: Here, take my jacket.

Sad Movies
With The Avengers:

Pietro: Don't cry on me, I'm not a tissue!

With Wanda:

Pietro: *strokes her hair* It's okay, Wanda, cry it out. *hands her some tissues*

Making Them Feel Better
With The Avengers:

Clint: I'm just kinda upset, you guys.

Pietro: Well, life isn't all cupcakes and kittens, old man, get used to it.

With Wanda:

Wanda: *cries*

Pietro: *hugs her* Don't cry, Wanda, you know I hate that. Here, I hope these will make your day better *gives her a teddy bear and flower bouquet*

Sharing Food
With The Avengers:

Tony: Do you mind if I try those?

Pietro: *pulls his chip bag away* Go get your own chips. *continues eating*

With Wanda:

Wanda: Hey, can I have some?

Pietro: Oh, of course you can. Here. *gives her the whole bag*

Wanda: I only asked for a few-

Pietro: It's alright, I can get a new one.

Stealing Clothes
With The Avengers:

Clint: *wears Pietro's shoes*

Pietro: Give those back to me or I swear I'll burn your bow and arrows!

With Wanda:

Wanda: *wears Pietro's favorite jacket*

Pietro: Hey Wanda, have you seen my jacket anywhe- *sees her wearing it*

Wanda: Oh, sorry, Pietro. *starts taking it off* Here, you can have it ba-

Pietro: No, no, it's okay, keep them on.

Basically How He Acts
With The Avengers:

Avengers: *talks*

Pietro: I don't wanna breathe the same air as these idiots.

With Wanda:

Wanda: *falls asleep*

Pietro: *takes her on his lap and cuddles her while she's sleeping* Oh my gosh, she's everything to me. She's my home, my sunshine, my starlight, my angel, my whole world. Why is she so precious?? *cries*

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So guys, here's the first ever chapter to this dump book, and I'm really sorry If this sucked, cause I suck at writing sh*tposts, so... Yeah. Also, this is probably a lil late but Happy New Year!!!

It's officially the end of a decade. I hope 2020 will be better, and may the incoming years will be amazing as well.

Oh yeah. Heard that WandaVision will come out this 2020 instead of 2021. I don't really know if I'm supposed to be over the moon for this but, okay then.

Lemme just do something real quick..

Praying circle, IT BETTER WORK

          🕯    🕯   🕯    🕯    🕯   🕯
       🕯 Pietro comes back in 🕯
   🕯Multiverse of Madness  🕯
   🕯and us getting a Maximoff 🕯
   🕯 twins reunion scene.  🕯
       🕯    🕯    🕯    🕯  🕯
(It ain't really a circle but idgaf)

To all those who agree, say AMEN
Me: AMEN

Seriously, I'm waiting for the Multiverse of Madness trailers to come out. I'd lose my mind

Next chapter will involve some songs ;)

-Princess❤

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