hyungwonnie
i'm mildly concerned for minhyuk
sent at 5:07pm
wonhoe_
why what did he do
sent at 5:09pm
hyungwonnie
i come home from work after dealing with some bitch trying to feed her kid a ghost chili pepper to see him on the ground, dying of laughter looking at a picture of an orange that says apelsinas whatever that means
sent at 5:10pm
wonhoe_
i see why youre concerned but i wanna hear the ghost chili pepper story
sent at 5:10pm
hyungwonnie
the kid accidentally spilt his drink and she thought the only "reasonable" way to deal with it was to feed the kid a ghost chili pepper (he refused)
sent at 5:10pm
hyungwonnie
we called the cops bc that's child abuse yk
sent at 5:11pm
hyungwonnie
we don't break the law in my goddamn cafe
sent at 5:11pm
wonhoe_
but like it's just common sense to not feed your children ghost chilis because they slipped up???
sent at 5:12pm
wonhoe_
i can name like at least 5 better punishments that would be legal
sent at 5:12pm
hyungwonnie
that's the worst part
sent at 5:12pm
wonhoe_
let's talk about something lighter
sent at 5:13pm
wonhoe_
such as when you're coming to london (^:
sent at 5:13pm
hyungwonnie
that-
sent at 5:13pm
hyungwonnie
that makes me feel like you're a serial killer trying to lure me to london only to kidnap me
sent at 5:13pm
wonhoe_
i can assure you i'm not
sent at 5:14pm
hyungwonnie
how do i know that you're not lying tho
sent at 5:14pm
wonhoe_
if i were a serial killer i wouldn't be telling you where i live or putting my face all over instagram
sent at 5:15pm
wonhoe_
i'm not that dumb dumbass
sent at 5:15pm
"wonnie stop ignoring me," minhyuk whined to annoy his friend before continuing to annoy him, "who are you texting anyway?" he asked sititng next to the younger boy.
"oh it's that guy i told you about, he's chill," hyungwon said while locking his phone. he got up from the couch to go to the kitchen to get some food, he wasn't in the mood to cook so he was just hoping that there were leftovers.
to his luck, there was leftover spaghetti from last night in the fridge. he put the last of the spaghetti in his plate and the pot in the sink, then while he was heating the spaghetti he went on his phone to see several new messages from his friend.
wonhoe_
why did you leave )):
sent at 5:16pm
wonhoe_
i'm sad pls come back
sent at 5:18pm
wonhoe_
am bored and in need of company and i can't go to kihyun's bc he's at work
sent at 5:19pm
hyungwonnie
sorry i left minhyuk recovered from the picture of an orange
sent at 5:21pm
hyungwonnie
and then i decided to eat bc im hönger
sent at 5:21pm
wonhoe_
while u were gone:
sent at 5:21pm
wonhoe_
i found this really good song??
sent at 5:22pm
wonhoe_
called starlight by muse i think???
sent at 5:22pm
wonhoe_
it's nice
sent at 5:22pm
hyungwonnie
you're not wrong it's funky
sent at 5:23pm
hyungwonnie
minhyuk is asking for attention so i gotta go
sent at 5:24pm
hyungwonnie
don't miss me too much i'll be back <3<3
sent at 5:24pm
wonhoe_
okay but no homo <3<3<3
sent at 5:25pm
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do yall like my fanart
anyway depression chooses the worst time to hit so like fuck u depression
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warm snow // hyungwonho
Fanfiction"do you think if i mixed starch and salt it would make warm snow?" in which hoseok texts a stranger at ungodly hours
