kiwibird
oi bitch
sent at 8:27am
wonhoe_
whAt in the world can your bitchass self want at this ungodly hour i wAS ENJOYING MY SLEEP
sent at 8:27am
kiwibird
damn ok i was gonna ask if you wanted to go get food with hyunwoo and i but aight
sent at 8:27am
wonhoe_
morning sweetie ♡♡♡ ily ♡♡♡♡♡♡ pls feed me im broke
sent at 8:28am
kiwibird
be ready in like 15 minutes you twat
sent at 8:28am
wonho placed his phone down and started getting ready. he realized just how easy it was to buy his love but oh well, he thought. he started spacing out, thinking of the most questionable things while he waited for kihyun and his boyfriend, hyunwoo, but then his phone dragged him out of his thoughts.
he went over to check who remembered that he exists and decided to text him and saw that his by now close friend had texted him.
hyungwonnie
so this french dude really did just call someone a retard-
sent at 8:37am
wonho smiled at the name before replying.
wonhoe_
see the word retard means something different in french
sent at 8:37am
hyungwonnie
what does it mean mr man
sent at 8:38am
wonhoe_
i think it was something like nutcase idk i haven't done french since like yr8 so-
sent at 8:38am
hyungwonnie
if you're like 24 that means that that was over 10 years ago hOw do you still remember that
sent at 8:38am
wonhoe_
the same way you remember the names of all the nct members that's how
sent at 8:38am
hyungwonnie
woah :000 makes sense will apply this to remembering things on a day to day basis
sent at 8:39am
wonho was about to respond but then he heard the loud knocking of who could only be kihyun, the absolute rodent. wonho didn't know why his username was kiwibird when hamsterbitch was free, he honestly thought it describes him better too.
wonhoe_
ayaya i am being taken out 2 get food dw i'll miss youuuu ♡♡♡♡♡ don't miss me too much ♡♡♡
sent at 8:39am
hyungwonnie
i won't ♡♡♡♡ but no homo tho
sent at 8:40am
wonhoe_
i c how it is anyway i gotta go i'll text you later about this ♡♡
sent at 8:40am
hyungwonnie
ttyl ♡♡♡
sent at 8:40am
"you weren't supposed to be here for another," wonho paused to look at the vintage clock before continuing "3 minutes," he finished. the duo looked like they were absolutely done with wonho's shit.
"listen here you fucker, do you want to pay for yourself or do you want free food?" kihyun asked him, knowing full well that that was the best way to get his friend to behave.
"have i ever told you how much i love and respect you-" wonho smiled his sweet smile while speaking to the pink haired man.
"ok let's just go, please," hyunwoo finally spoke up, cutting off wonho and reminding both of them that they had plans. and with that they left wonho's to go out to town.
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i dont usually write like this so like pls give feedback i feel like this was shit-
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warm snow // hyungwonho
Fanfiction"do you think if i mixed starch and salt it would make warm snow?" in which hoseok texts a stranger at ungodly hours
