warm snow // hyungwonho

t h i r t y n i n e

while walking in the direction of the london eye, they stopped at starbucks so hyungwon could get some overpriced coffee, even though he'd just had coffee.

they were now speaking purely korean for their foreign tourist act, and while looking at the now half empty cup of coffee, he realized something.

"y'know... technically, coffee is a soup," he said.

"what the fuck goes on in your head is what i want to know."

"anyway, let's go pay up and enjoy the view," hoseok started dragging hyungwon to the end of the line. as time went on, he started tapping his foot impatiently, "why is the line so long?" he whined.

"not my fault you chose this attraction specifically."

suddenly, hyungwon had an idea, "hey, how about we go to madame tussaud's? it should be less crowded."

"oh wait, what about the uh what's it called?? that aquarium thing," he tapped his chin trying to remember the name of the damn place.

"sea life?"

"yeah that."

"alright let's go look at some fishies!" hyungwon childishly dragged wonho out of the line, apologizing to the people that have lined up behind them as the couple pushed past them.

they walked past the crowds of tourists and londoners walking around, laughing at dumb jokes they cracked until they arrived at the doors of the aquarium. the automatic doors opened to let in the boys.

before hyungwon could even think of paying, hoseok had already gotten his card out, ready to pay.

"hey i wanna pay-"

"shut. i'm paying you have no say in this."

hyungwon pouted but let hoseok pay anyway.

"you win this time but next time i'm paying, deal?" he stuck his hand out, asking for hoseok to shake it.

he took hyungwon's hand and shook it. 

"deal."

-

"ok so, london is expensive, why did i think it was a good idea to move here? like my bank account is crying,"

"i mean, you're the one who decided to pay."

they were currently at the burger king in town, normally hyungwon would have wanted to go to mcdonald's, however, as previously mentioned living in london will be the reason he declares bankruptcy.

"um, excuse me," a lady with a typical karen hair cut tapped on the blond's shoulder. she was wearing a white long sleeve shirt with pink flowers sewn onto the front, as well as red leggings and open toed heels to finish off her karen look. she seemed to be glaring at their connected hands that were resting on the table, "could you not do that in front of my child? it's corrupting her. also speak english, this is england."

the boys made eye contact and realized, this was their chance. their one and only chance to fulfill their dream of acting like tourists who don't speak english.

hyungwon cleared his throat and put on his best korean accent before speaking, "lady, i don't understand you, i'm not from here."

"well, learn then."

"no thank you, i'd prefer it if you left," this time it was hoseok who spoke up, with the same accent that was just as obviously fake.

"damn, you'd assume that in a diverse city like london people like her wouldn't exist but guess not."

"when she walks away you wanna switch between languages just to mess with her?"

"of course."

from here korean english

"nice weather we're having." the woman's head snapped back at the pair as she pet the head of her daughter who appeared to be 5 or 6.

"of course, but i still can't believe johnny bought 19 bottles of dish soap, wonder why?" she looked back at her food and started paying attention to her daughter who was now playing games on a phone worth more than the rent of an average apartment in central london.

"i bet johnny would say- to mind your own business" he switched languages mid sentence as the karen™ looked back at them with the same absolutely not intimidating glare of hers.

feeling the woman staring at him, hyungwon expressed his discomfort to his man, "she keeps staring, i don't like it."

"there are 2 gays here they're corrupting your little sister, pick us up." they heard the woman speak on the phone, "please,makensleigh , i beg of you, so what if i spent all your college funds on essential oils? you need to pick me up."

"let's go and make her feel like a fool," hoseok quietly said, well as quietly as he could while still being heard in the fast food place.

"so anyway as i was saying, i still wanna know why johnny bought those dish soaps, like why would you need that many? but i know if i ask him all he'll say is mind your business david."

"i knew it! you can speak english you gays!!" the woman shouted loudly while standing up, pointing a long acrylic nail at the couple.

"ma'am if you don't stop causing a ruckus we'll have to as you to leave," and employee said calmly, trying not to anger the demon spawn of a woman, it was obvious the girl not only did not want to be there, but also felt bad for the little girl who groaned at her mother's behavior.

"it appears as though the child has more common sense than the adult."

"and more than us combined probably."

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proof reading???? idk her 

anyway ew karen

also whats this???????? more than 850 words??? unheard of