hyungwonnie
hey guess what
sent at 12:37pm
wonhoe_
you found a way to infiltrate the ranks of the british to crash their capitalist society and establish marxist communism?
sent at 12:37pm
hyungwonnie
damn i wish but no i got a new plushie and i love him
sent at 12:37pm
wonhoe_
what's his name and is he cuter than me
sent at 12:38pm
hyungwonnie
you dare assume something can be cuter than you you absolute fool
sent at 12:38pm
hyungwonnie
also he doesnt have a name yet he is just h e
sent at 12:38pm
wonhoe_
name him hoseok
sent at 12:38pm
wonhoe_
after me
sent at 12:38pm
hyungwonnie
bitch u thot your name was wonho
sent at 12:39pm
wonhoe_
no it's a nickname
sent at 12:39pm
hyungwonnie
oh
sent at 12:39pm
hyungwonnie
ok
sent at 12:39pm
wonhoe_
anyway are you going 2 name him after me or not
sent at 12:39pm
hyungwonnie
of course hoesuck
sent at 12:39pm
wonhoe_
i feel immediate regret
sent at 12:40
hyungwonnie
as you should
sent at 12:40pm
wonhoe_
good news kihyun has brought food
sent at 12:40pm
hyungwonnie
on a scale of 0-12 how great is it
sent at 12:41pm
wonhoe_
like at least a 13.5
sent at 12:41pm
hyungwonnie
that's- that's not how math works
sent at 12:41pm
wonhoe_
shut up i'd marry kihyun just for the food but he already has a bf
sent at 12:42pm
hyungwonnie
bro do u wanna get married raid kihyun's kitchen then go to wuhan china and die of the coronavirus in a hotel room
sent at 12:42pm
hyungwonnie
bc personally i'd love to
sent at 12:42pm
wonhoe_
damn already in love with this idea when are we going
sent at 12:42pm
hyungwonnie
idk probably before it dies
sent at 12:42pm
wonhoe_
hell yeah lets book them plane tickets
sent at 12:43pm
hyungwonnie
wait a fucken second if kihyun's at yours why are you on your phone pay attention to ur friend )^:<
sent at 12:43pm
wonhoe_
will do chief ttyl ♡♡♡♡♡♡
sent at 12:43pm
hyungwonnie
ttyl ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
sent at 12:43pm
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the way my english teacher didnt answer the questions my friend made me ask him-
i was supposed to publish this ages ago but wattpad was acting up so i forgot lmao
YOU ARE READING
warm snow // hyungwonho
Fanfiction"do you think if i mixed starch and salt it would make warm snow?" in which hoseok texts a stranger at ungodly hours
