𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝

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Wifi Available          12:30 AM

Wife

wife:
Juggie, i have something
to tell you.

Juggiebuns
Betty Cooper using
lowercase? What's wrong?

wife:
You know what?
Never mind.

Juggiebuns:
Are you sure? I could
come if you want

wife:
no no its fine

wife:
go to sleep, okay?

Juggiebuns:
Fine but we're talking
about this tomorrow.

Juggiebuns:
I love you

wife:
I love you too <3
read at the 12:56 am

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Wifi Available         3:16 AM

Chat Name:
Starbucks Cult

gaykeller went online

🏳️‍🌈: Hello?

🏳️‍🌈: right, it's 3am. Bughead's cuddling, Choni's taking care of the twins, Veronica's out partying and Archie's probably finding out how to google.

🏳️‍🌈: but i need someone actiive

🏳️‍🌈: wait i know how to get their attention

🏳️‍🌈: hey, i know you're reading this.

🏳️‍🌈: come. back.

🏳️‍🌈: and you can meet bughead

moonlybetts was added into the chat
moonlybetts changed her name to Saki

Saki: Why are you calling me here, character

🏳️‍🌈: IM BORED

🏳️‍🌈: NO ONE HERE EXCEPT ME AND VERONICA HAS MET YOU

🏳️‍🌈: MAKE THEM GO ALL ONLINE "author"

Saki: why should i?

🏳️‍🌈: BECAUSE IF NOT

🏳️‍🌈: I WILL LEAVE THIS CHAT AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE "KEVIN CONTENT"

Saki: YOU BISH

Saki: FINE

saki left the group chat
betty<3 went online
jugjones went online
HBIC went online
txnitxpaz went online
queenv went online

betty<3: KEVIN ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

queenv: WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU

🏳️‍🌈: What no, i'm fine. What did you hear?

HBIC: that you almost got hit by a truck that was transporting some pills for penises

🏳️‍🌈: frick you moonlybetts

jugjones: who?

queenv: omg is it buggieloves?

HBIC: the weird girl Veronica told me about?

betty<3: guys, who's Saki?

queenv: KEVIN YOU TALKED TO HER AGAIN?

🏳️‍🌈: YEAH SHE CAME HERE AGAIN

txnitxpaz: isn't weird that her name "buggieloves" and "moonlybetts" has betty and jughead in them

txnitxpaz: buggie = bughead betts = Betty

🏳️‍🌈: and whatever i saw her posting is like, US.

jugjones: holyshit is she a fan page

🏳️‍🌈: yeah

betty<3: but fanpages are there to support their idol and promote a tv show

betty<3: not like i have one for nancy drew hahhahahaha

queenv: wait so you're saying that

HBIC: we're in a tv show?

queenv: ...

betty<3: ...

jugjones: ...

🏳️‍🌈: ...

txnitxpaz: ...

archibald: ...

jugjones: HAHHAHAHA

betty<3: I'M CRYING

HBIC: OMGG

txnitxpaz: LMAO

archibald: dats the most dumb thing i have ever heard in my life and im archie

queenv: IM DYING

🏳️‍🌈: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

betty<3: but who is moonlybetts and how did she get those pictures?

archiblad: let's just talk about it in 20 chapters

🏳️‍🌈: what are you talking about?

archibald: you 🍩 know? what a bumm

queenv: you know what bai

HBIC: yea bai me and tee-tee are exhausted

archibald: okay bye

jugjones: funny that ARCHIE typed bye correct while all of the others wrote "bai"

HBIC: SHUT UP

HBIC went offline
txnitxpaz went offline
queenv went offline
🏳️‍🌈 went offline
archibald went offline

Jugjones: you still won't tell me why you texted me at 12am, Betts, won't you

betty<3: I don't want to talk about it, besides its not important

jugjones: okay

jugjones: i love you

betty<3: I love you too
read at 3:54am

betty<3 went offline
jugjones went offline
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What's she want to talk about?
no she ain't pregnant geez