it was June 23rd, 2020 when Elizabeth Cooper and Forsythe Pendleton Jones III announced something that will change everyone in the "Starbucks Cult" group chat
juggie went online
honey went online
juggie: BISHES WE BOTH GOT INTO YALE
honey: I didn't take his phone *cough*
juggie: b e t t y-
honey: WHAT????!!1!1?1?1!1
juggie: get everyone online?
honey: ok then
veronikins went online
🏳️🌈 went online
HBIC went online
toni went online
🏳️🌈: I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT JUG THAT SAID
"LOVE YOU"
veronikins: I SHOOOOOOK
HBIC: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
toni: WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED
toni: AND HAVE BABIES
toni: MAKE ME GODMOTHER BISH
veronikins: hahahahahahahaha
HBIC: hahahahahahahahahah
veronikins: w a i t-
honey: Did you even read my text?
honey: i mean jugs text
juggie: what did i text
honey: n0th1n
juggie: I believe you, ily <3
honey: Anyways...
honey: READ IT!
veronikins: YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO YALE?
veronikins: OMG I'M GOING TO NYU
HBIC: whAt?? I'm going to nyu too!!!!
toni: welp, i'm going to *insert some art school near nyu and yale*
🏳️🌈: BISHES IMMA GO TO *A COLLEGE for arts* TOO!!!!!!
honey: So that means,
juggie: everyone's gonna be apart for four years...
toni: what about Archie?
jailee went online
jailee: someone called me?
honey changed Archibald's name to "dumbelle"
dumbelle: am i a disney pwinces?
veronikins: what about one last get-together until college tomorrow?
toni: sorry boo, ain't goin
veronikins: YOU'RE GETTING FORCED BIOTCH RIGHT CHER
HBIC: SHE IS
toni: well frick
🏳️🌈: when should we go?
juggie: tomorrow night
honey: it's a party
To be continued
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I know what you're thinking:
"ITS GONNA END?! NOOOOOOOO"
well, it's not
the next chapter is just gonna be very- i can't talk about the next chapter, i haven't written it yet
also it's gonna be a book wherein it ends where i WANT IT to end but I don't want it to end, just further the plot.
also, i think i'm gonna do a real life? Idk i'll try but fail miserably of course
See ya on the next chapter
YOU ARE READING
𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝
Hayran Kurguthis has full of hormones from teenagers who can do nothing but text in a group chat notes to consider: •it gets very sad when the story progresses •archie's grammar deteriorates •some chapters don't make sense ❥started on: July 15, 2019 time:...
