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betty<3 went online
betty<3 removed jugjones
betty<3: me and jug broke up
queenv went online
queenv: WHAT
queenv: @cherylbombshell @gaykeller @txnitxpaz
HBIC went online
HBIC: why did you wake me up
HBIC: OMG COUSIN WHY
🏳️🌈 went online
🏳️🌈: SIS WHAAAAT
🏳️🌈: IM GONNA DIE
🏳️🌈: YOU KILLED ME
betty<3: i was walking to his trailer and when i opened the door
queenv: it's okay if you're not ready to tell it yet
HBIC: what, I don't get anything in that sentence TELL ME THE STORY
betty<3: i saw him on top of another girl...
queenv: WHAT DID THE GIRL LOOK LIKE
HBIC: IMMA KILL HER
🏳️🌈: SHE GON DIE
betty<3: You're just gonna beat her up when you see her.
HBIC: OF COURSE WE WILL
queenv: AND ALSO JUGHEAD
🏳️🌈: HES GONNA DIE FROM HIS INJURIES
betty<3: yeah um
betty<3: Wait, Jug's calling me
🏳️🌈: DONT. ANSWER.
betty<3: I have too.
betty went offline
HBIC: Kevin, Commence Operation Pac-man.
🏳️🌈: BRB
queenv: i'll get the fashionable jumpsuits!!!
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queenv went offline
HBIC: okay, i'm gonna train
hbic went offline
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10 minutes later
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HBIC went online
queenv went online
🏳️🌈 went online
HBIC: ARE YOU READY
queenv: YES
🏳️🌈: WE GON BEAT HIS A$$
HBIC: LETS GO
HBIC went offline
queenv went offline
🏳️🌈 went offline
betty<3 went online
betty<3 added jugjones
betty<3: I think the prank went too far.
jugjones: am i gonna die?
betty<3: yup
betty<3: That's what being friends is like, Jug
jugjones: i'm hiding in a closet
jugjones: OH MY GOD, THEY HAVE A KNIFE!
betty<3: im coming
jugjones: that's what she said
betty<3: you know what Nevermind
jugjones: WHAT?! NO, PLEASE COME SAVE ME.
jugjones:🥺
betty<3: Good luck, Jug.
jugjones: I'LL SAY YES TO ANYTHING FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK
betty<3: Anything?
jugjones: A N Y T H I N G
betty<3: Okay
HBIC went online
queenv went online
🏳️🌈 went online
🏳️🌈: BOOM
queenv: YA GOT PRANKED
HBIC: now you have to do anything for Betty for the rest of the week
HBIC: and it's Tuesday
jugjones: WHAT
jugjones: EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
🏳️🌈: well we pranked you to do Betty's bidding for the week
jugjones: so who was the person holding a knife?
queenv: knife? What knife?
jugjones went offline
betty<3: JUGGIE?!
betty<3: Wait, no it's probably another prank, right?
queenv: ...
HBIC: ...
🏳️🌈: ...
betty<3: AHHHHHHH
betty<3 went offline
🏳️🌈: Betty's reaction-
HBIC: We should probably check on him, someone might have murdered beanie boi
🏳️🌈: Wait- this isn't a prank?
queenv: no?
🏳️🌈: HOLY SHT
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queenv: Let's go and help
HBIC: i'll call the others
read at 5:06am
queenv went offline
HBIC went offline
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Welp, Jughead's ded again
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Fiksi Penggemarthis has full of hormones from teenagers who can do nothing but text in a group chat notes to consider: •it gets very sad when the story progresses •archie's grammar deteriorates •some chapters don't make sense ❥started on: July 15, 2019 time:...
