Sals pov:
Okay. Today is the day. Well in like 1 hour and 27 minutes.
Im currently waiting for it to turn 12 because im going to send larry the middle schooler birthday text. Just because lmao
Larrys gift was like $350. I had been stealing money from my dad secretly but he never knew because he is fucking drunk most of the fucking time. And i have been helping people in the apartments because i did the math a few months ago and if i kept stealing enough money for him not to notice i would be short alittle bit.
Larry likes sanity falls so obviously i got him sanity falls tickets. Im pretty sure he is going to love them but there is that 1% ya know. The concert is like in 2 weeks so its not that far away. He didnt want me to spend any money on him but oh well.
Larry will most likely be sleeping right now because 1. Larrys a tired fuck all the time
Larry wanted me to spend the night but i had to clean the house before my dad got home.
GhOsT hUntErS
Bluebitch: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU TALL ASSWIPE 🎈🎉🎈🎈🎉🎊🎈🎉🎈🎊 IM COMING OVER LATER BECAUSE I GOT YOU THE BEST GIFT 😈😈😈😈😈 (but i need to sleep first) YOU LITERARY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME AND AHHHH I LOVE YOUUU
Leatherjackest: ;)))))
Leatherjackest: what are we,,,? In mIdDle sKoOl?
Bluebitch: suck mah dick ash :)
Bluebitch: but yes that was the point of the text....
Redhead: bet hes sleeping
Leatherjackets: most likely bc the bitch is always sleeping
Bluebitch: tru tru
Bluebitch: wait todd why are you awake?
Redhead: your text woke me up
Bluebitch: oop sorry
Redhead: its fine but im going back to sleep now
Leatherjackets: same
Leatherjackets: night hoes!
Bluebitch: hoes be mad :( night
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I woke up around 10 and took a shower (low-key shaved my legs but no one needs to know that) and went to feed gizmo. I walk into the front room and my dad is passed out on the couch covered and surrounded by beer cans.
As quietly as i can i pick up the beer cans and throw then away and feed gizmo. I go back in my room to check my phone
Sal to ashley
Sal: low-key shaved my legs :)))
Ash: tbh same
Sal: gAnG gAnG oop
Ash: no. And im excited to see larrys reaction to the tickets cuz sanity falls in like all he talks about
Ash: other then talking about you obviously
YOU ARE READING
sally face oneshots :)
Fanfictionlarry x sallyface and others but thats the main !! The art is not mine !! if there are any warnings i will put them in that story because i dont know what i want to do with this. so yaa
