Izuku Midoriya, pro hero known as Deku, is badly injured and suffering from amnesia. Join Katsuki Bakugou, Ejirou Kirishima, Shouto Todoroki, and Izuku Midoriya (also known as 'The Squad') as they fight to get Midoriya's memory back!
Now that I'm thinking about it, going out for a run at four am and not coming back even though it's nine in the morning and not leaving a note despite the fact that I've been kidnapped and my... God, don't make me say it. I'm choking just thinking of saying the word... fine. Fuh... friends and husband are probably worried about me, I can't go back.
Why was I out from four to nine? Mind your own damn business, you extras. But it's because I need to start thinking about my future. I'm a married, 24-year-old man living with two friends and my husband but living off of my friends, who aren't even married. That's unacceptable.
I can't stand to live off of someone who is lower than me. I won't any longer. I need to start getting serious.
We found a sizable apartment for cheap a couple of days ago... maybe we could check it out...
I guess I should go back now... but I really don't want to see Deku's stupid face... I don't know why, but his face is really annoying to me these days.
I open my phone and set to text Kiri. When I do, I have about ten missed messages from him. Oops. I had put my phone on silent so it wouldn't disrupt my thinking, but I guess that was a mistake.
*when they're texting*
Shitty Hair <3
Kirishima: Hey bb where r u?
K: Bb? hey answer me
K: Bakugou is everything okay????
K: Are you mad at me???
K: BAKUGOU ARE YOU OKAY WHERE ARE YOU
K: BAKUGOU ANSWER ME PLEASE
Bakugou: Hey Kiri sorry I had my phone on silent.
K:I'm going to end you, dude. thats not very manly of you to ignore your husband.
B: Yeah well it isn't very manly of you to call your husband 'dude'.
K: ...
B: thats what i thought.
B: im sorry. that was rude.
K: looks like anger managment classes are helping.
B: whatever. coming home now. love u
K: love u <3
I could tell why he was so upset. For any of you extras who think he was overreacting, you've got it wrong. When you're a pro, if you're not at your house and someone you know was with you when you went to bed, and you're not there, they have all the right reasons to panic, especially if that specific person has been targetted by villains before.
But he could have called me. But whatever.
Todoroki POV
"Listen, Izuku. I love you, but-" "No, Todoroki! I can't believe you! This is horrible! You actually think that anyone will talk to you after seeing this?!"
Let me explain. Zuku and I are fighting about something. It's really minor, but he's taking really seriously.
"Well, technically you can blame my father..." "You mean the one you killed? I can't believe you, Todoroki." "He didn't allow us to be near screens, let alone the Internet, how was I supposed to know?" "You are a 24-year-old man, living in 2020. You have owned a phone since you were 15. You have had nineteen years to get used to it. I'm ashamed to be seen with you." "It's honestly nothing..." "This is nothing?! This is nothing, Todoroki?!"
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"What? It's my first meme. You should be proud of me."
"Meme?! Proud of you?! This isn't a meme, it's a disgrace, and now everyone will think I'm dating an uncultured swine!"
"I don't even know what that means!"
"Exactly!"
"How about this: I take down the post, you stop yelling at me." He looks up to the sky, pain in his eyes.
"Dear Lord, please knock some sense into his unknowing ass."
"What? I said I would rake it down. I don't see the problem."
"Babe," he takes my hands in his. "When you're on the Internet, even if you 'take it down' it will still be there and people will still know that you posted it. How long has it been since you posted it?"
"About two hours. Why?"
"Two hours! Do you know how many people could have seen that by now?"
"No. How many? Like ten?"
"Ha! More like ten hundred! If you were a normal citizen with a few followers, then yeah, maybe even a few more. But you're one of the number one heroes! You have over a million followers! By now the post probably has over a million views!"
"I think you're exaggerating."
"Oh really? Check,"
I open my phone and click on 'Handbook'. I click on my most recent posts and see the meme.
"Five million views?!"
"What did I tell you?"
"That there would be over a million views..."
"And what was there?"
"Over a million views..."
"Exactly." He gives me a kiss on the cheek and walks to the kitchen, humming 'Happy' by that American artist, William Pharrell.
Whatever. It's a good meme.
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Hello, everyone!!! I'm sorry for the short chapter, but I'm having some writers' block for this book so I hope you can forgive me.
I hope you enjoyed reading this and I hope you're having a safe and happy day!!!
