Jasper Cullen💙

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When you tell him corny jokes

"Hey!" I cheer jumping on Jaspers back

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"Hey!" I cheer jumping on Jaspers back. He looks at me with a smile and says,

"Hi, doll." Before leaning in for a short and sweet kiss. I hop off of his back and we sit on the couch turning on Community. (a show we watch) As we watch the show I decide to try and make Jazz laugh with one of my famous corny jokes.

"What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Namaste!" I giggle a little then look up at my unamused boyfriend. "Get it... Namaste, Nah imma stay... Oh come on that was funny!"

"No, it wasn't." He shakes his head

"Okay what about this one, How do you tell if a vampire is sick?" You smile with anticipation.

"How?" Jazz chuckles running his fingers through his hair.

"See if he's coffin." I laugh and slap my knee, Carlisle just so happens to walk in after the punch line with a small smile on his face. He liked my joke!

"Leave." Jazz says pointing to the door with a smirk on his face.

"You know you want to laugh, Carlisle, wasn't that joke funny?"

"It was something." He says walking into his office.

"See funny." He gives me the face above before saying,

"Okay."

"I hope you know that I'm never going to stop telling you jokes like this."

"I know." He breaths kissing my temple.

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