"Are you okay? You look like a gaping fish with hella stress."
How is this even possible?
Like how the Actual fuck is this possible?
Im currently on the ground after accidentally bumping into this girl.
This girl.
This freaking girl.
Who is me.
Well my body.
She has my ducking body and my features.
She is towering over me reaching a hand & is looking at me with hella confusion.
She currently has MY past (H/C)(H/L) and MY beautiful (E/C) eyes. Her (B/S) is absolutely stunning ._.(Your body size).
Wow um I'm shook. I look ducking hot .
Anyways after I get over my initial shock. I take her hand and she pulls me up. Or me i don't know this is confusing.
I just stare in confusion and amazement.
She gets weirded out and clears her throat awkwardly.
"Well then I'm sorry for bumping into you but I gotta get going nice to meet ya."
She begins to leave but I grab her arm , stopping her from leaving.
"Wait please."
She looks at me freaked out.
"Dude seriously can you—-"
Fuck it."Eli?"
Her eyes go wide and her body gets rigid in shock.
"How—?"
Well this is quite the predicament.
How exactly did this happen?
Well it all started after school.__________________________________
Ron was currently dropping me off to school. Low key kinda nervous because of so many emotional encounters with Stan and Kenny. Ugh I wish I could stay home but Ron and Elise would scold the absolute poop out of me so yeah.
"(y/n) you know the drill just text or call me." I nodded my head and smiled at Ron.
"Of course chief."
He left with an 'ight' and I'm currently walking into school.
My heart was thumping with nervousness and was trying to avoid some hella hot bois.
The halls were packed and filled with people making out on the lockers and others in groups.
I had some time to kill before first period started so I made my way to the back of the school to just breathe and clear my mind.
I headed out the door and rested on the staircase in my thoughts.My mind flashes back to the attachment Kenny sent me. Well it was his hard on but it was only his peepee hard in his boxers. So in reality I didn't see the actually thing which is good. Or is it? ;) I never replied because I was freaking out internally and didn't know what to send. I mean wtf how do I reply to that?
I sigh loudly and rub my forehead trying to ease the headache coming on.
"Well if it isn't the conformist?"
Huh
I look up and see Pete leaning on the wall beside the handicap rail and is smoking a cigarette in his left hand.
Wow he's hot.
His black hair is parted to the side with his signature red roots of hair. He has his usual pale frown and his black eyes were daring straight into me.
Oof
I nervously made eye contact low key kind of intimidated and speak up.
"Y-yeah it's me lol."
Pete cringes at me and scoffs and takes a drag. I watch him inhale his cigarette and my eyes trail to his lips when he exhales the smoke.
"Don't ever use lol in front of me again conformist."
I chuckle nervously .
"Haha my bad I forgot."
Pete just narrows his eyes & stares at me like he is observing me or sum.
I just awkwardly look away downwards finding my hands the best thing to look at.
There was now silence and I assumed Pete didn't want to talk to me. I mean I wouldn't blame him but it's a good silence. His presence kind of gives me confort .
I get on my phone and decided to go on Coonstagram. I see multiple posts and see Red posted a pic with her gals during the weekend. That's cute.
Henrietta posted a dark post in her room with a frown on her face. She is holding her usual long drag stick and is sitting on her bed.
I look and see Pete, micheal, and farkle commented on her post agreeing.
I look at me recent and see multiple people following me? Wtf
Basically all the people I met are following me. Damn this is a small town.
I followed them all back and see Kenny's name.
Wow
His profile pic is him with his hoodie down and his beautiful blue eyes and smirk on his face.
I find myself slightly blushing and scoff.
What a freaking dickhead.
So yeah I'm low key kind of jealous that he is talking with these other girls. I mean I get it if I was a guy player I would too but damn leave sum for the rest.
I clicked on his profile and see his recent post.
What?
It was a pic of me...
Well kind of.
It was me laying on his chest my face was not viewable just only my curly brown hair. My left hand was laying on his chest intertwined with his.
What a fucker.
The pic was blurry so you actually couldn't tell it was me.
It was captioned.
"Laying with my C <3".
My eyes widen in shock.
I looked at his other posts and see that there's some with his friends, some with chicks but their faces aren't present, and pics of him holding his blunt from parties. I clicked on some pictures and Damn wtf he's actually popular, his pics get like 500 likes. The pic with me had a lot of likes too fuck. Hopefully no one recognizes me but I doubt it because it's really blurry.
Suddenly a shadow looms over me and I look up to see Pete standing over me.
I see his eyes lingering towards my phone and I quickly turn off my phone so he can't see the blurry pic of me possibly him getting the wrong idea.
"Wow didn't take you to be the Kenny type conformist." I see Pete staring at me with slight enjoyment in his eyes.
I groan loudly and rub my head.
"No it's not like that."
Pete raises his eyebrows not believing me.
"Yeah because you're laying on the one and only Kenny Mcfucking Whoremick.."
I just chuckle awkwardly.
"Nah he just helped me in a rough time and I confided in him. We really didn't do anything."
Pete just blandly looks at me.
"Whatever conformist."
He then sits beside me on the railing not saying anything.
"Wanna hit conformist?"
I look to Pete but he just keeps staring straight and offers me the cig without looking at me.
I grab it silently from his hand and my fingers tingle when touching his.
I grab it from his hand and take a long drag.
I inhale feeling the smoke enter my lungs. The feeling of smoking will always make me feel alive. This burning helps the numb feeling and slightly takes my stress away. Once I feel my lungs half filled, I exhale silently through my nose.
I pass the cig back to him and see he is slightly impressed.
"You're quite the conformist."
I raise my eyebrow and chuckle.
"Bruh I'm literally goth on the inside but I don't show it as much as you guys."
Pete doesn't answer and takes a hit on his cig.
My mind lingers on the fact that my lips were on that cig and he did the same just now.
My eyes linger towards his lips, & then to his jawline.
'Fuck he's so hottt.'
My eyes trail up to his eyes that are already observing me.
He is slightly surprised but smirks.
"Wow you're such a princess in disguise conformist."
He throws his cig on the floor and he crushes it with his black, chunky goth boots.
" A princess who is needy—
Pete puts his hand on my thigh.'Holy fu—'
" that wants—"
He then puts his other hand on the side of my neck. He leans into me and put his mouth towards my left ear.
He whispers the last part.
"— to be fucked."Yup I'm dead. Like dead af but turned on really bad.
Pete pulls away and gets up.
"Hey Pete you're coming or what?"
I didn't even noticed of how spooked I was that the rest of the goth squad was at the back gate towards the school.
Hmm they must meet here everyday.
Pete yells back
"Yeah I'm coming."
Pete then looks down at me and smirks. His back is facing the goth peps so the rest can't see of how much of a tease this bitch is being.
"Well I'll see you around princess."
He then sticks out his tongue while doing a peace sign towards his mouth.
Wow he's the ducking perv wtf .
He turns and leaves to his group while I'm stuck here left in a shocked state trying to process what just happened.
What
What
What
I blink a couple times.
Dude wtf he's actually the second Kenny .
Wait no that's Clyde . He's the third but I think Pete's a bit more bold . Clyde it more a flirter.
Oh whale .
I feel kind of disgusted with myself because how I excited I am right now. Pete really worked me up.
I sigh and I get up heading to my first class.__________________________________ (1576 words) Pt2 is coming ✨✨✨
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FanfictionSouth Park X OC reader insert •Mature Content• au high school juniors Southpark high school teens. yes, it's crazy and steamy. but plotful ~ Eli Hamel ~ ~ (Y/n) (L/n) ~ -- Trey Parker // Matt Stone Cover pic made by yours Truly ;) credits to Ho...