Evangeline: I'm being kicked out from heaven
Myra: YOU CAN KICK AN ANGEL OUT OF HEAVEN?!
Evangeline: I mean yeah. I can see why you have to be straight and cis because God and Jesus basically CREATED Catholic-ness.
Myra: I was actually a good, person. Was I sent to hell because I was lesbian?
Sam: PROBABLY.
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Halos and Horns
HumorFunny quotes about the adventures of queer angels, demons, and mortals. Comment if you have any ideas for quotes. Mild swearing and MUCH GAY
