Halos and Horns

Lol

Myra: Your secrets are safe with me! Mostly because I wan't listening...

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Evangeline: I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not too sure...

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Sam: Did you just fall?

Arya: No, I was testing if gravity still works.

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Myra: It takes real skills to choke on air, fall UP the stairs, and trip over nothing. I have those skills.

Evangeline: Big mood

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Sam: Some people just need a high-five!

Sam: In the face.

Sam: With a chair

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Evangeline: I had an EXTREMELY busy day!

Ayano: Really?

Evangeline: I was converting oxygen into carbon dioxide

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Arya: Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive...

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Myra: I just accidentaly punched myself in the face while pulling up my blanket and if that doesn't accurately describe my life I have no f**king clue what does

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Ayano: If plan A fails, don't worry, you have 25 letters left!

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Myra: I have NOT lost my mind!!! Half of it wandered off and the other half of it went searching for it.

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Sam: I'm 200% Done with today and 37% done with tomorrow already

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Arya: A poem about work: 

Coffee

Blah blah blah

Drive home

Wine

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Evangeline: I may look like I always have deep thoughts but 99% of the time I'm thinking about what to eat later

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Ayano: So what you're trying to tell me is that a stress ball ISN'T for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Myra: If I want something done right, the LAST thing I would do is do it myself

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Myra: You love flowers but you cut them

Evangeline: Yeah..?

Myra: You love animals but you eat them

Evangeline: Yeah..?

Myra: You say you love me so now I'm scared.

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Arya: DIET TIP! Your pants never get tight if you don't wear any!!!