Halos and Horns

Alex's Social Media Page

Begin of the day...

7 am: Alex: Just stepped on a cornflake. I'm a cereal killer now

9 am: Alex: If you insult me I'll probably agree

10:23 am: Alex: I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have such a cool kid as theirs...

10:56 am: Alex: When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute, but when a girl gets jealous it's the start of the next world war
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11:23am: Myra: Lol true

4:03 pm: Alex: Sorry for the wait, I had to get a new phone.
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4:24 pm: Ayano: Why?
4:32 pm: Alex: I turned my old one to airplane mode and threw it out my apartment window.
4:40 pm: Evangeline: Oh my goodness...
4:48 pm: Alex: Worst transformer ever

5:53 pm: Alex: That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs
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6:01 pm: Kasey: Jeez Alex again?
6:12 pm: Alex: Yes

6:37 pm: Alex: Someone just came up to me and said "Look at the keyboard, u and i are together" and do you know what I said? "Look underneath it says jk" >:D
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6:55 pm: Sam: Hahaha

7:00 pm: Alex: Sitting in a theatre for a movie when this human giraffe sits in front of me
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Sam: Human?
Alex: All the best movies are on Earth

9:49 pm: Alex: some guy I see every day at Starbucks said I look handsome today and my first reaction was "Was I ugly yesterday?"