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Humor

Funny quotes about the adventures of queer angels, demons, and mortals. Comment if you have any ideas for quotes. Mild swearing and MUCH GAY

Sam being homophobic for a whole chapter

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by sky_field_stories

by sky_field_stories

Sam: Gays are so wrong there should be a circle in hell DEDICATED to them

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Sam: Only straight people deserve love

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Sam: I'm in heaven, where all the STRAIGHT people should be

Evangeline: How did you even get here?

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Sam: B***h WTF why u lesbians kissing in public!? You've contaminated my innocent eyes

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Sam: I only follow you for the sole purpose of breaking you up

Myra: good luck...