hi im still attached to the characters so im working on headcanons and short stories about them here we go
ben, seeing lucas and evan arriving in hell: h-
evan: oh, i fucking hate this one
everyone else: me too
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the gang slowly stops giving a fuck that evan literally killed them all so theyre all friends now (kind of)
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evan gets all sad when people mention what he did
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he doesn't have a right to get sad but he still does
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for the first month or so after dying, lucas has to keep evan on a fucking leash
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someone: lucas flores
evan, vibrating at a frighteningly high frequency: yeah, i love him a normal amount
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ben, watching everyone cry at his wake, throwing popcorn at a movie screen: BRO I LOOK SO FUCKING UGLYHFLJKHDFSHKJLSDJ
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evan: homophobia
Lucas: dude not one person here is straight
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kaitlyn: omg i missed you :(
taylor, daydreaming about railing lucas: haha me too
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evan, seductively: have I been bad? ;)
lucas: yeah
evan, seductively: how bad have a been? ;)
lucas: you're a fucking nightmare honestly.
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lucas: is that blood
evan: no..?
lucas: that's not a question that was supposed to be answered with another question-
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taylor was definitely madly in love with lucas as kids
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lucas was into them too but everyone at school was homophobic af so he just assumed taylor was HomophobicTM
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kaitlyn always said how they should get together jokingly but #internalizedhomophobia
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taylor would always blush a lot when she did that
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they said it was hot in the room but it was actually just lucas who was hot
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kaitlyn ended up dating taylor because they're so soft and cute and amazing
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taylor in an--alternate universe--came out to lucas and kaitlyn by saying "im non-bro-nary."
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if not due to evan killing them, taylor would've died from an overdose around the same time they'd died
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lucas would facetime taylor during college when they'd have a breakdown over never seeing lucas and he'd sing for them (he would sing hey there delilah 90% of the time)
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lucas: why the fuck is everyone in love with me my fiance fucking killed everyone and im a mess and don't know how to spell even though im a teacher bye
thnak u
