Here we have just some random human things that the Keeper crew is going to react to, or at least how I imagine their reactions to be. All characters belong to Shannon Messenger, but the story-line is mine. Enjoy!
*Keeper crew are transported by unknown means to a dark room*
Polly/me: *from the darkness* Greetings,
Sophie Foster, Keefe Sencen, Dex Dizznee, Linh, Tam, Biana Vacker, Fitz Vacker, Marella Redek, and last but not least, Wylie Endal.
Sophie: Who are you? How do you know our names?!
Biana: Yeah, where are you hiding?
Keefe: Is there a reason why it's so dark?
Dex: Are you part of the Neverseen or the Black Swan?
Me: Uh, I'm Polly, I can't tell you how I know you yet, I'm part of the Black Swan at the moment, and I forgot to turn the lights back on. Sorry about that. *lights turn on, revealing a human airport lounge with Obscurers around us*
Marella: Yeah, how about being sorry about taking us to this place against our will? *glares at me and casually tosses a fireball between her hands as the rest of the group just as casually toys with a goblin throwing star from one of their hidden pockets*
Me: At the moment there's no need for violence, and Granite thought that y'all were working so hard that you needed a practical joke. Oh, and I need you guys to react to something so that I can go. *digs a blue highlighter out of her pocket and an article from the other and sets it on the table that magically appeared* Right, Keefe? *everyone turns and glares at Keefe*
Tam: *to Keefe* Why am I even surprised that you have something to do with this anymore?
Fitz (also to Keefe): Seriously, dude?
Keefe: *slowly shrinks away* uh, *points at highlighters* what are those?
Linh: Yeah, aren't we supposed to be reacting to those things?
Sophie: *facepalms* Those are highlighters. You-
Keefe: *gasp* You can use it to color your tongue! A/N Please do not actually do this. Don't color your tongue with a highlighter. Don't eat highlighters. Just don't. *grabs highlighter and tries to uncap it*
Dex: Wait, are you seriously trying to color your tongue?
Marella: Why would you color your tongue blue at all?
*Biana Vanishes and wrestles highlighter from Keefe*
Keefe: Hey!
Wylie: Why am I even here?
Sophie: That's it. I'm done. *fishes home crystal out of pocket and leaps home*
Everyone else *shrugs and copies Sophie*
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Keeper of the Lost Cities Reacts... And Stuff
Fanfiction---COMPLETE--- Imagine if the Keeper crew got phones and texted each other, and how they would react to various human things. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters other than my OC. The characters belong to Shannon Messenger, but the storyline i...
