Me: *randomly materializes out of nowhere to the Keeper crew* Hi!
Fitz: *mutters something under his breath about a warning before appearing out of nowhere*
Linh and Dex (because they're so nice): Hi!
Sophie: What are we reacting to today?
Me: Ramen noodles! *Gives everyone a bowl of ramen noodles, spoon, and chopsticks*
Keefe: *sees chopsticks* Why did you give us sticks?
Sophie: Those are chopsticks. You use them to pick up food, such as these ramen noodles. *demonstrates picking up ramen and eats it*
Biana: Why don't humans use forks?
Sophie: They do, but in the Chinese Shang dynasty, forks hadn't been invented or shared to the human world. They used knives instead, but that was considered unfriendly. Their solution was chopsticks, which spread to many other parts of human Asia.
Keefe: *Pretends to snore* *sarcastically* Thanks for the lecture, Lady Fos-Boss, or should I say Lady Lectures-A-Lot?
Wylie: *Tries to use chopsticks and fails* How do you use chopsticks?
Me: As hilarious as it would be to watch everyone fail to use chopsticks, that's not what the react is about, (and the author is lazy) so I'm gonna plant that information into all of your brains. Excluding the Moonlark's, of course. *Does that*
Wylie: Never mind.
Marella: I don't seem to remember giving you permission to enter my brain.
Me: *Shrugs* I didn't look at anything that you would've wanted to keep private.
Tam: Now I'm reading your shadow vapor. *Reads shadow vapor* Never mind.
Keefe: *Has somehow managed to construct a gulon with his chopsticks and ramen. Tries ramen* Why don't we have this in the Lost Cities?? *Eyes widen and the ramen seems to have vanished from the bowl, broth, noodles, toppings and all, leaving a very ecstatic Keefe*
Sophie: *Acts like a normal person and consumes ramen* Ah, one of the things I've missed about the Forbidden Cities.
Everyone else that hasn't eaten their ramen: *Copies Sophie minus what she said*
Biana, Linh, Dex, and Wylie: Wow, this is pretty good.
Biana: *Discreetly steals her brother's ramen noodles while Vanishing*
Fitz: Yeah, these are good. I remember trying ramen when I was looking for Sophie.
Marella: It's good.
Tam: I feel like it needs more sodium chloride. *Internally: Awesome job, Bangs Boy, you made a joke! Now if only they'll understand how they must all be one with the salt... *
Cue awkward silence
Me: Um, I guess that concludes the react.
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Keeper of the Lost Cities Reacts... And Stuff
Fanfiction---COMPLETE--- Imagine if the Keeper crew got phones and texted each other, and how they would react to various human things. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters other than my OC. The characters belong to Shannon Messenger, but the storyline i...
