Hey peeps (tell me if you have a better name for y'all) this is the last chapter. Thank you for all the support for this book, I really appreciate it. Hope you enjoy! :) Post script: comment all the references you find!
Main group chat (Sophie, Keefe, Dex, Tam, Linh, Biana, Marella, Wylie, and Fitz) :
Sophie: anyone have any blue custard bursts?
Keefe: dam, i dont
Fitz: why blue?
Dex: its a dam percy jackson thing, you wouldnt understand, mortal
Biana: can i borrow a pen?
Tam: sadly riptide isnt not here so no
Biana: what about a pendant
Marella: what about a nose for you, you nosey and needy elf
Linh: Marella be nice!
Marella: fiiinnee
Wylie: oh my gods this is the elf version of fierrochase
Sophie: *le gasp*
Keefe: 😱 and then percy, if u ignore the looks and think about the personality is like me and foster is kinda like annabeth
Dex: percabeth = sokeefe
Dex: i am shooketh
Sophie: 😳
Fitz: um can u not
Fitz: also what the-
Biana has removed Fitz from the conversation
Marella: thanks biana
Biana: no prob he was being annoying and a vacker disgrace again
Dex: *slow claps*
Keefe: yas queen
Sophie: stina is ms la rue then
Biana: im piper
Dex: ability wise im leo but personality wise who am i
Linh: grover
Wylie: oh yeah i can see that
Wylie: or biana is silena and dex is beckendorf
Marella: but then they would both be dead and having dated
Biana: ...
Dex: ...
Marella: do you ship them?
Wylie: kinda, but then there's tiana and fedex
Tam: ...
Dex: WAIT WHY IS THERE A SHIP FOR ME AND WONDERBREAD?!
Keefe: stage three, denial
Sophie: wait then what's stages one and two?
Keefe: stage one: awkwardness and blushing, occasional fluttery heartbeats
Keefe: stage two: realizing that they like each other but in oblivion of the others' feelings
Keefe: im on stage four: crushing hard on the lady of oblivion who's on stage three- denial
Sophie: oh who's she?
Keefe: well i call her a lot of nicknames
Sophie: aw what are the nicknames
Keefe: foster, mysterious miss f, lovely lady foster, lady fos-boss
Keefe: seem familiar?
Sophie: okay it must be completely platonic then
Keefe: ...
Biana: ...
Dex: ...
Wylie: ...
Linh: ...
Marella: ...
Tam: ...
Fitz: ...
Linh: wait fitz when did you get here?
Fitz has left the conversation
Biana: r00d
Biana: guys guess what
Sophie: what
Sophie: oh hes at rimeshire with dex
Sophie: dex why didnt you tell us that you two are dating?
Dex has left the conversation
Tam: i ship it
Linh: fedex or sokeefe
Tam: both
Marella: good welcome to the sokeefe army
Sophie: whats that
Sophie: is it an army for the purposes of the destruction of the universe?
Wylie: OF COURSE NOT WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT?
Sophie: one can never be too sure of the army's purpose
Sophie: wait a second
Sophie: SOKEEFE?! GUYS WHAT THE-
Linh: -FEATHERY T-REX
Linh: watch your language
Sophie: sorry
Sophie: still
Marella: has anyone else noticed that keefe is being very quiet?
Tam: oh hes sulking because sophie is oblivious to his crush on her
Sophie: wait hold up
Sophie: keefe you have a crush on me?
Keefe: well ive had one for years but thanks for noticing
Keefe has left the conversation
Sophie: did i do something wrong?
Biana: yes you did
Biana: eh youll figure it out just go talk to him in person
Sophie: thanks biana
THE END
wow that was terrible I low-key had no idea where I was going with this but whatever.
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