In the Councillor Group Chat (because why not):
Emery: we need to talk about stuff
Emery: where is everyone
Emery: i told everyone to come be on their phones right now
Emery: why isnt anyone here
Emery: ugh
Alina: wattup bro
Emery: Alina, what on earth did u say?! I am the spokesperson of the Elven Council, do NOT "BRO" ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Bronte: i still am the only one here with common sense
Terik: whats going on?
Ramira: i think emery just had an ego tantrum
Zarina: lol
Darek: this is- what do humans call it? oh- a try not to laugh thing
Noland: lol
Clarette: sorry am i late?
Alina: obviously lol
Alina: but lucky u, u missed the ego tantrum lol
Emery: I DONT HAVE EGO TANTRUMS THANK YOU VERY MUCH IM THE MOST IMPORTANT ELF ON THE COUNCIL AND I CAN FIRE U NOW RYJCRHHHF 37:?(;$3!8:J DE GHCFUBVRHCHUH fhcff cr fg GBYHJGFGGHHHHUUTFTTJJ!!!!!)
Oralie: Emery, calm down. Take a deep breath, in and out.
Emery: ugh thanks
Oralie: better?
Emery: yeah, i guess
Oralie: good, because you do not hold the authority to fire councilors so apologize right now.
Emery: ugh fine, sorry elves for losing my temper
Oralie: good, now YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR SPEAKING TO YOUR AUNT THAT WAY! (A/N i have no idea if they're actually related, but i thought that if Oralie was his aunt then she'd say this)
Alina: ooh, someone's in troouuubllle
Emery: shut up
Bronte: see, this is why i miss it when Fallon was on the Council
Terik: guys, i hve an idea
Terik: *have
Zarina: lol what?
Terik: take. a. screenshot. and. have it as ur lock screen.
Bronte: well that was anticlimactic
Noland: oh my mallowmelt yaas
Clarette: just let me talk to this jaculus in peace. bye.
Everyone has left the chat
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Keeper of the Lost Cities Reacts... And Stuff
Fanfiction---COMPLETE--- Imagine if the Keeper crew got phones and texted each other, and how they would react to various human things. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters other than my OC. The characters belong to Shannon Messenger, but the storyline i...
