Gunshots flew around this red, dry wasteland of a canyon. Dust billowed literally everywhere. Soldiers, from both sides of the canyon, dropped to the ground constantly, like flies bugging aN AUTHOR TRYING TO WRITE AT 3 IN THE MORN- (don't smack me yuridopted I'm sorry) u...uh... Moving on... Other soldiers screamed out in pain-
???: AHHHHH FUCK!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SOLDIERS CHASING MEEEEeee!
There are the actual soldiers risking their lives and following orders... then there is Jake. A 15 year old... how do I put this... autistic. He's literally got autism. He's retarded. Anyway, the idiot tossed a grenade out in front of him, then ran over it. The 5, "honourable", soldiers chasing him blew up with the grenade, bits of them splattering everywhere. Jake just froze in surprise. Which, in my opinion, isn't the smartest thing to do on a battlefield.
Jake: D-Did I just...
A bullet decided to unconsentually penetrate his arm, and he mo- I mean groaned in pain. Obviously.
Jake: GAHHH!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!? WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT A 15 YEAR OLD, WHOS ALSO AUTISTIC?!?
The soldier that did the ra- i mean shooting just aimed again.
Jake: THAT HURT YOU BASTARD-
The rebel leader just facepalmed at his stupidity.
Jake:wait a sec... I'm a bastard... So by insulting you... I just insulted myself-
???: GET YOUR ASS TO COVER YOU AUTISTIC FUCKING RETARD!!!!
Jake just holds his arm in pain and laughs nervously.
Jake: Hehehehe... right right... sorry Rike.
He casually strolls over to a rock, near Rikers position.
Riker: That's captain to you... private fucking idiot.
Riker snarls like a wolf at him.
Jake: That's not nice ;-;
Jake just acts sad, pouts and keeps shooting
Riker: And pick up the pace next time. Do you want to get shot? And wipe that pout off your face before I shoot it off.
Jake just smirks at this.
Jake: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm bipolar shut up.
Riker: No you aren't...
Jake: Yes I am I just diagnosed myself a couple seconds ago, just like how people keep doing that with depression and anxiety-
WOAH WOAH WOAH SHUT THE FUCK UP DO YOU WANT OUR ASSES TO BE WOOPED BY THE MEDIA??? THEY CAN'T TAKE FUCKING JOKES REMEMBER?
Jake: Right right sorry...
Riker: Who are you-
Jake: The author.
Riker: Um this is real life dumbass...
Jake: Yeah and next you'll say god is real-
OH I GIVE UP WITH YOU!!
Jake: Heh... sweet.
Riker just gives him a look that says "you fucking mad?"
Jake: Yes I am.
Riker: Why did we start recruiting disabled people-
YOU TOO???
Jake: He can't hear ya jackass.
...shut up.
Suddenly, explosions rippled throughout the war zone. The noises echo, and get eerily creepy, as silence spread throughout the canyon. In the distance, where the explosions were based, robotic clunks could be heard getting closer and closer to the rebels.
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Everyone Thought Mars Was Hell (Hiatus)
Fantasyyes yes I know my bad habits with leaving a story incompleted... BUT THIS STORY IS ORIGINAL!!!! It came from this spastics brain... So yeh it's gonna be weird. Anyway it's about a tyrant getting his ass kicked by rebels, basically. Just a lot more m...
