Tori: Are you the Dictator Destroyer?
Jake pauses for a little bit.
Tori: Well?
Don't blow our cover-
Jake: Hush. You're accusing me. Of being some supernatural being with super strength??
Tori: Yeah. I am.
Jake bursts out laughing hysterically for the second time that day. Tori gets pissed and smacks him on the head and he immediately stops laughing and holds his head in pain.
Tori: WHAT'S SO FUNNY??
Jake: Ow... ow jeez that fucking hurt-
Tori gained somewhat of a dark aura and glares at him, staring deeply into his soul.
Tori: Answer me, Jake Evans. I'm not fucking around here.
Jake: Ok ok... fuck, my head... no I am not the Dictator Destroyer. I just thought he deserved better... because he saved us, you know?
Tori just nodded at his answer, looking displeased.
Tori: What about knowing the details of his first appearance?
Jake: Well...
He sighs.
Jake: Don't tell your brother... please...
She begins to grin, because her hypothesis was right.
What are you-
Jake: I said hush. I may or may not sneak into the surveillance room in the bunker every now and again and check out the security feeds...
Her expression drops after hearing that.
Jake: What, do you want me to be him?? Jeez I thought you were my friend, didn't know you wanted me dead-
Tori: NO NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT! I just... thought I was the one to uncover him. You know?
Jake: Please, I'm me. I can't even lift a 7kg weight, much less punch a trump bot through the chest. I was nearly killed by one, I would know.
Tori: How did you survive that... actually?
He freezes up after hearing that.
Well we're fucked.
Jake: yep. we're so gonna die. I've got nothing.
He stays silent.
Say something idiot!
Jake: IM THINKING CHILL!
Tori just looks at him, and hugs him.
Tori: That must have been traumatic, huh? I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked.
He hugs back.
Jake and John: what the fuck is happening-
Tori: I'm so sorry... for asking.
Jake: I-Its fine...
She lets go.
Tori: I've got to go see to my brother, I'll speak to you later, ok?
Jake smiles a bit.
Jake: sure. See ya!
She walks off and Jake flops to the floor.
Jake: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED-
Im as lost as you are, kid. I think you just billshitted your way out of been captured and killed.
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Everyone Thought Mars Was Hell (Hiatus)
Fantasiyes yes I know my bad habits with leaving a story incompleted... BUT THIS STORY IS ORIGINAL!!!! It came from this spastics brain... So yeh it's gonna be weird. Anyway it's about a tyrant getting his ass kicked by rebels, basically. Just a lot more m...
