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Aloha [Coroika] [CHAPTER 9½]✓

title: Clumsy - Chapter 9½

Aloha x Reader
Coroika/ Splatoon Manga

note: This is the lost chapter from my other book, between the party and the aftermath (chapters 9 & 10). Yes, I could've put it in there. But it's kind of short and is more of a one shot tbh. Anyways, here it is.
ALSO!!! All the stories are 100% made up by me. Not canon.

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"Blerghhhhhh" Aloha retched into the toilet.

(Y/N) held his tentacles back from his face as he threw up into the toilet. Those 2 litres of milk that he had so willingly skulled a few hours before were coming back to bite him those several hours later.

He retched again and (Y/N) gagged at the horrid smell of milk and stomach acid which had, by now, stunk out the whole bathroom.

"Ughhhh," Aloha moaned and leant against the wall. He was a miserable sight: bags under his eyes big enough to hold his ego; pale skin; some pink vomit around his mouth; head leaning back on the wall; limp. Overall, he looked like a wet sock. "I regret my life decisions."

"Maybe next time avoid chugging 2 litres of cow juice." (Y/N) rolled her eyes. Wetting a flannel under the tap, she began to wipe his face. His jugular bobbed as he swallowed the spit, beginning to speak.

"I'm pretty used to it normally. My older brother and I used to do shots of milk mixed with orange juice and siracha and whoever drunk the most would have the loser do all their chores for a week." Aloha began, his voice slightly lower than normal, "I always lost."

(Y/N) hummed, continuing to dab at his face.

"As soon as I was big enough he'd get me to turn into squid and throw me as far as he could. One time, he threw me through a window and I interrupted my parents conversation with the neighbours by landing on the coffee table." He chuckled.
"You should have seen the looks on their faces babe, it was priceless~ That's how I got this scar on my eyebrow and forearm." He halfheartedly lifted his arm up to show her, but it flopped back down like a wet noodle.

"Seems like you got up to some pretty wild stuff," She rinsed the flannel and tossed it into the laundry basket before sitting next to Aloha.

"Sugar, if you knew all the things my brother and I did you'd probably slap me~" Aloha turned to her and smiled. "Sorry for rambling, I kind of zoned out there."

(Y/N) didn't say anything and just smiled back, staring into his eyes.

They didn't even realise how long they were staring at each other until a couple crashed desperately into the bathroom, snapping them back into reality.

"Oh sorry, didn't realise it was busy. We'll go somewhere else," They slurred before closing the door. Awkward silence blanketed (Y/N) and Aloha before he spoke.

"Good thing I locked my room,"

They both laughed and tried not to think about the couple's intentions.