After I told quacktitty to fuck off I went inside my hill Billy house and started watching spongebob. As usual sponge bod was wearing a cock ring for God knows what reason and he was sucking squid words dick. My TV service is called porn hub shaggy set it up but all he watches is shrek fucking donkey on HD TV. Not gonna lie tho but shrek has a fat dick and donkey seems to enjoy it. I got bored after a while so I went up to my room to start streaming on twitch and to my surprise this skinny ass mexican was streaming and he reminded me of the dead furry who got fisted upstairs. I was curious so I clicked on the link and it was shit. So I started to stream and immediately I got 12 million views. I was making fanart of phineas fucking Perry the platapussy and people were all for it. Shaggy walked in and started fucking Thanos's unconsious body and quackity came out of nowhere and fucked the dead furry. Scooby started screaming and then he ran away. The only weird part if this was that I was streaming and know everyone knows what Thanos's ass hole looks like. Quackity then looked at me and then put on a shrek mask and revealed that he was a shrek porn actor. Shaggy squealed and fainted on top of Thanos. I was mortified and booked a flight to Antarctica where I would hopefully never meet any of these fuckers ever again. I pulled a lightning McQueen and ran at the speed of light.
"I am speed" I told myself as I slowly turned into lightning McQueen.
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