Love heroin

35: Crazy cramps

Aisha's POV

"No, no, no, no, no....please, come off....please, come off....." Diya pleaded as she furiously rubbed her white kurtha with soap.

"Stop rubbing it too hard you will ruin the dress"

Sanju said as she checked herself in the mirror.

"Guess what it's already ruined because apparently my periods wanted to give me a surprise visit" Diya said.

"Ok frustration is here? When are the cramps arriving?" I asked.

"Hey can someone get me a pain killer?" Natasha who was curled up in bed asked.

"Hey you shouldn't take pain killers for period cramps it's bad for you" I said.

"Then give me some poison because this pain is horrible" Natasha said.

I passed her a hot water bag.

"That's it this dress ruined......and I am in too much pain to stand here any longer" Diya said coming out of the bathroom and climbing into bed with Natasha.

"It's ok you can get another Kurtha" I said giving her a hot water bag as well.

"It's not fair yar, a rejection and a surprise periods in the same week....it's just horrible" Diya said.

"Hey, I got 3 packets of pads, 4 tubs of ice cream 3 chocolate and a butterscotch for Sanju" Lali said entering the room with a lot of shopping bags.

"Did you get enough food?" Natasha asked.

"Of course, I did" Lali said.

"Hey even you are on your periods right how come you don't have cramps?" Diya asked.

"It's not that I don't have cramps, it just makes a late entry" Lali said.

"Her cramps are as crazy as her" I said.

Lali sat on the bed and checked thorough Diya's phone.

"What are you doing?" Diya asked.

"Checking your collection of Varun Dhawan images because periods makes me Horney" Lali said.

Everyone chucked.

"You girls can stay here ogling over VD while I have my hot and romantic date" Sanju said.

"Ok where is that ice cream?" Diya asked frustrated.

"Wait I feel something......."

"An orgasm?" Natasha asked.

"That's not how orgasms work right?" I asked.

"No, don't be it"

Sanju said running into the washroom after a few seconds of awkward silence we heard her scream.

"SON OF A BITCH"

"And the hot romantic date goes down the gutter" Lali said.

***

"Ya baby so sorry, we will meet some other time" Sanju said and hung up as she ate her butterscotch ice cream.

"This is unbelievable my periods weren't supposed to be here for another 2 weeks" Sanju said.

"Do you guys realize that I am the only one in this room who isn't on her periods?" I asked.

"Feeling left out?" Natasha asked.

"Definitely not" I said.

"Diya do you realize that you just liked a 3 year old post in Instagram?" Lali asked.