february 14th 16:42
oceana
i am a disgrace to myself
will
what did you do?
oceana
a friend of mine told me, wait, you know the twix thing?
will
the twix thing?
oceana
the one with different ways of eating twix
will
that's kitkat, you buffoon
oceana
😱 you're completely correct and i am a shame upon myself
will
dishonor
oceana
dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow
i'm going to disown myself
will
alright, bye then
oceana
wait, how do you know memes even?!
will
i'm friends with you, unfortunately
oceana
lol, k
anyway, told me that i'd bite the kitkat on the middle of it's side, so to spite her, i was trying to cut out from the middle, but i accidentally cut it into slices, then cubes and then i started eating it with chopsitcks!!
freaking chopsticks!!!!
will
what even??
how did you do that accidentally???
oceana
i don't know!!
i'm a disgrace!
will
yes
oceana
william!
will
what? you already said it.
oceana
i am in distress here, omg
i'm being out memed by the boring guy
will
sucks 2 b u
oceana
oh god
will
perish, mortal
oceana
i-
YOU ARE READING
blooming waters || William Vangeance
Fanfiction"do you think the earth might secretly be a square?" "no, definitely not" +william vangeance x oc +lowercase +textfic +started: january 8th, 2020 +completed: june 8th, 2020
