july 23rd 13:09
ocean god
if kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do i need to slap a chicken to cook it?
william i am
i would assume very hard, or repetitively
ocean god
i wonder if i'd have to break my hand to cook it in one slap
william i am
i don't think your hand would be enough even
ocean god
well, solid doesn't use his right, so i might as well take them too
william i am
are you planning to steal someone's literal hands?
i think i need to leave for legal purposes
ocean god
it was a hypothetical situation!
i
wasn't actually gonna do it!
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blooming waters || William Vangeance
Fanfiction"do you think the earth might secretly be a square?" "no, definitely not" +william vangeance x oc +lowercase +textfic +started: january 8th, 2020 +completed: june 8th, 2020
