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july 23rd 13:09

ocean god
if kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do i need to slap a chicken to cook it?

william i am
i would assume very hard, or repetitively

ocean god
i wonder if i'd have to break my hand to cook it in one slap

william i am
i don't think your hand would be enough even

ocean god
well, solid doesn't use his right, so i might as well take them too

william i am
are you planning to steal someone's literal hands?
i think i need to leave for legal purposes

ocean god
it was a hypothetical situation!
i

wasn't actually gonna do it!

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