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i'm definitely spoiling you all, you're all too precious :3
april 5th 00:31

oceana
"if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you're all invited"
is what i sent to my squad gc
guess what my friend said

will
"if"?

oceana
guess what she said

will

the savage one?

oceana
the only one i got

will
i don't know
"like your corpse" ?

oceana
oh no, that's just a pitiful insult
what she actually said was,
"great, the only celebration i'm interested in and she might not even die"

will
oof

oceana
i'm so glad you didn't burn me

will
your friend burned you enough for the both of us

oceana
it was brutal

will
you didn't even have a chance against that
it was the "if"

oceana
i know
:') i'm almost thinking on making sure i text her gramatically correctly
but being prim and proper isn't much fun

will
oh, i was hoping you'd improve your grammar
the errors can sometimes be quite painful

oceana
lol, nah

will
ha
well, okay, bye ocean

oceana
bye willy wonka ;)

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