may 11th 21:09
calm down
hey, have i told you about the time about a week ago when someone in my squad started a fire by accident and only the idiots were at the base and nebra was there too but did nothing?
will
no you have not, what did you do?
calm down
hey! it wasn't me! i was out shopping.
i actually had a break between missions so i went out.
will
sorry, it sounded like something you'd do
calm down
you gotta stop assuming stuff
will
my apologies
calm down
it's fine
sooooo?
wanna hear ablut it?
will
sounds interesting, sure
calm down
ok, so,
i was out clothes shopping, so i didn't actyally witness most of it, but our squad has a very limited number of people who know how to deal with fire, yeah?
will
yeah?
calm down
yeah, and i'm one of those people
and, unfortunately, everyone else was way farther from the base than me and most were on missions, yeah?
will
yeah?
calm down
so, nebra, my friend, the savage one, who'd been chilling and just watching it all called me and chewed me out for looking for clothes at a soup store, like, how does she know there aren't any? spoiler, there weren't any.
anyway, when i got back, the idiots had set something, i dunno what on fire in our picnic clearing, nebra was fuming bout the soup thing at a table and, i'm pretty sure her glare at the fire was fuelling the flames, there was solid, too, he was screeching like a siren or something, it was loud, there was actually a wailing choir
anyway, retold me that, at first, they'd tried to put it out with a frying pan, which, who does that?!
then, they tried a kanoe!
like, what???
kanoe's are wooden, wood burns
the fire was pretty big, and it had a kanoe in it too
we were lucky it was a large clearing and no trees were close to the fire, but it was huge.
so i had to march back to base and i got two of those fire putter out thingies to put out the flames.
will
wow
i have no words
calm down
right?!
the poor grass was all charred!
it was such a beautiful place, too.
oh and i toppled a soup store, bye, gotta go!
will
you what?
YOU ARE READING
blooming waters || William Vangeance
Fanfic"do you think the earth might secretly be a square?" "no, definitely not" +william vangeance x oc +lowercase +textfic +started: january 8th, 2020 +completed: june 8th, 2020
