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splush splash - oci
june 5th 14:55

splush splash
i just spotted a cat on someone's porch, meowing to be let in. without thinking, walked up to the door, rang the doorbell, nodded to the cat and left. it was only as i rounded the corner i realised what i'd done as i heard the owner shouting FUCK ME SARAH, THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOIRBELL

will
this is leading up to something, i feel

splush splash
no idea!

will
you do know you misspelled your user, right?

splush splash
bold of you to assume it wasn't intentional

but you're correct! :D

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