IronDad and Spiderson One-Shots

Anger

This is mostly the Peter getting angry so no real warnings other than a very small mention of blood. Enjoy

Based after Civil War

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Peter's POV:

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I slammed my hand on my alarm clock for the 4th time as it signals me to get out of bed. It took me getting out of bed to realize that I had hit snooze one too many times and I was going to be late for school. "CRAP!! DAD IM GONNA BE LAAATE!!" I quickly threw on jeans and a random hoodie, brushed me teeth and ran for the kitchen, leaving my curls unbrushed and all over the place.

"Bambi what happened?!? You never over sleep!" "Got back a bit later than I wanted to last night because of some stupid robbery that the police wouldn't tend to." Dad chuckled at that and just told me to grab some of Uncle Thor's PopTarts and run for the car and he'll get some on his way back.

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We pulled up at my school and I ran in and breathed a sigh of relief when I saw I still have 15 minutes before first period.

"Hey man what happened?" Ned asked me, "I got back late last night and overslept." He laughed at me and started to walk away and said "You really are turning into your father." "What are you talking about? Penis doesn't have a dad! He doesn't even have a family because they're all dead!"

I turned around and saw Flash with his gang of goons looking at me with a stupid smirk on his face, acting like he's better than everyone. "I'll have you know Flash I do have a father, in fact I have an entire family! So if you're gonna say something to me, at least make it true." I added a little pout at the end of my self defense line and that just made him even angrier. "Listen here Parker you're nothing to your so called family so stop lying to yourself and realize that in the end your stupid "family" will never love you, because your absolutely worthless."

That made me mad. I threw my books to the ground and stormed up to him, "Look Flash I don't give a crap if you say things about me I really truly don't but the MOMENT you start to call my family stupid or anything of the sort is when I give a crap, so I suggest you shut up."

I had no time to react before I was being punched in the jaw, then before I knew it we were both sitting in the office waiting for our parents to come get us, because we were suspended for a week.

"Come on kid let's go."

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We got home and were in the elevator when Dad told me something that just made my day even worse.

"The Rouges are back and they have to stay here under the order of Eyepatch." "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!" "Sorry Bambi I hate it just as much as you do but we have to deal with it until I can get the compound fixed." I groaned in annoyance mumbling to myself about how this just made the day SO much better.

The elevator opened to reveal a living room full of the rouge Avengers who began asking questions left and right.

"Tony who's the kid?"
"Who are you??"
"What's your name???"

Only one stuck out to me.

"Tony who did you knock up to get a kid? I mean I knew you were irresponsible but I mean I thought you were at least better than this."

"Rogers you have no room to ta-" "EXCUSE ME?!?" Everyone's heads turned towards me and everything went silent and you heard Tony say "Oh no.."

"Son.." "NO DON'T CALL ME SON WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND TEAR MY FATHER DOWN!!" "Look you don't know what you're talking about so why don't you just go and let the adults talk." "I'll have you know Mr. Rogers I'm just as much an adult as you are because I've dealt with a lot more in my life than most people have in their damn 30's."

"Bambi please don't it's not worth it." "Yes it is Dad, I'm not going to allow Star Spangled to sit there and degrade you when you've done absolutely nothing wrong." Steve chuckles at my last few words and I swear I've never felt more angry.

"Tony what all have you told this kid? Clearly not everything." He said while laughing. "Alright Spangled that was the last straw." I walked up to him and grabbed him by his shirt and through gritted teeth told him exactly what I thought of him, "I don't think YOU know what you're talking about. You will not come into our home acting like this high and mighty superhero when you're the reason my father has more panic attacks and nightmares. You don't get to tell me what I know and what I don't know because trust me I know a lot more than you think I do and will not hesitate to beat you in a good old fashioned fist fight, which I was involved in one today, if you so much as say one more wrong thing towards myself or my father, especially after you left him for DEAD in Siberia with a broken suit and arc reactor after you pounded your shield into his chest. So no don't you dare act high and mighty because you are NOT!"

I then punched THE Steve Rogers in the nose and threw him to the ground and walked away leaving behind stunned Avengers, a bloody Steve, and a very proud father.

"THATS MY KID!!"

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Alright so I hope you guys enjoyed that. I'm going to try update as much as I can here soon. Also if these seems similar to another one shot that you have read please tell me who the author is so I can give them some credit.

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