IronDad and Spiderson One-Shots

"Dad...meet my girlfriend.."

Hey guys so I'm currently working on a one shot and it's going to be extremely long because I'm combining my personal favorite topics to read with Peter and I'm really working hard on it so these few updates I do will be random and probably really short. I'm sorry if they are short but be prepared for an extremely long update coming soon, but for now enjoy this long update before the REALLY long update.

Warnings: a mischievous Peter and Mj

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It's been about four months since Peter Parker and Michelle Jones started dating. Both of them being sixteen didn't want to tell their parents straight away, not because of fear of the other being rejected by ones family more so them being embarrassed......heavily...

It is now time for Mj to meet Peter's family, which just so happens to be the Avengers. With only Mj and Ned knowing about the adoption after the court case with May, (A/N sneak teaser for another one-shot coming soon) it was relatively easy for Peter to ask his Dad if Mj could come over after school.

When his Dad said yes, little did the billionaire know how quickly he would regret it...

Later that day...

"Hey babe!" Peter said as he grabbed Mj by the waist, planting a small kiss on her cheek before turning towards his locker, "Where's Ned?" he questioned her. "Oh he texted the group chat saying he was sick with the flu today so he wasn't coming to school, did you not check it?" she answered, "No I did, but I was in a rush this morning so I barely read the messages." Peter answered as he grabbed his science book from his locker.

"Well well well...if it isn't Penis Parker and his girlfriend." Flash sneered at the couple as they turned to walk away from Peter's locker. "Well well well...if it isn't a stupid head who has his head shoved so far up his own butt he can't think of a better insult other than one he's been using for years now. Face it Flash, that insult is old and doesn't affect me anymore. You don't affect me Flash, so get over it and move on with life." Peter countered with and he calmly turned and grabbed his girlfriend's hand and walked to science class leaving behind a stunned Flash and student body.

The couple walked into their shared science class when Mj spoke up, "Did you ask your dad about tonight?" she questioned, "Oh, y-yea I did, he said it was okay. Naturally, he teased me about liking you but little does he know." Peter said with a chuckle, Mj smirked "We should prank your family." she said, "Oh really now? Whatever shall we do Miss Mischievous." Peter said smirking as well, "Let's make them think our friendship is over, by getting into a "fight"", she started, "and then as I'm going to "leave" you can do whatever to stop me and prove that we're actually dating."

"Oh this is gonna be FUN." Peter said with a smirk, and turned to pay attention to the teacher now excited to go home and prove to his family that he can get one HECK of a woman.

yet another time skip because school is big dumb and I don't want to write about it

Peter and Mj walked into the famous Stark Tower, to be greeted by nonother than Clint Barton. "Oh god here comes the teasing." Peter mumbled. "Hey Pete! How was school?" Clint asked the young one, "It was good Uncle Clint." Peter answered, "And you must be Mj! Pleasure to finally meet you, I'm Clint, Pete here talks about you a lot." Clint said to Mj with a smirk. "It's good to finally meet you to Clint. Peter talks about you a lot as well." Mj countered with, as she stood with a smirk on her face. "Well I hope it's good things." Clint said, "Oh they're hilarious. I love when he tells me stories of when you try to cook!" Mj said excitedly. "Alright well it's time for us to go see you later Uncle Clint!" Peter called out as he drug Mj towards the private elevator, leaving a confused and embarrassed Clint behind.