its a five year wilds first day of kindergarten, he went up to his teacher while introducing him self she asked him if he knew the first 5 letters of the alphabet. he hadn't so she told him to go home and learn them, so he went up to his sister and asked "what's the first letter of the alphabet?" "shut up and go away!" she said next he went up to his brother and asked "what's the second letter of the alphabet?" "Dun nun nun NA Batman!" he said musicaly he went up to his dad who was watching t.v. "what's the third letter of the alphabet?" "forty-two hit em hard." he had asked his mom who was in the kitchen cooking dinner "what's the forth letter of the alphabet?" she replayed "my buns are burning my buns are burning!" he went up to his grand pa who was counting toilet paper "what's the fifith letter of the alphabet?" "16 roles of toilet paper!" he goes to his teacher the next day and says I know the first 5 letters of the alphabet she replied great can I hear them? shut up and go away he said young man who do you think your talking to dun nun nun NA Batman how many spankins would you like 42 hit em hard (after the spankins) what do you have to say for your self my buns are burning my buns are burning go to the principals office (in the principals office) young man what do you think this schools made of 16 roles of toilet paper he said.
pour Guy must have got expelled
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