Side chapter

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INTERVIEW TIME!!!!!

Hello everyone! Welcome to the "Side-Chapter". Today I shall be interviewing the cast of 'Heroes of Hogwarts'. GIVE IT UP FOR-

LEO VALDEZ AND NICO DI ANGELO!!!!!!!

LV: this is exciting, I guess?

NDA: why am I here?

ME: Ok guys! today I'll be asking you a few questions, maybe giving you dares as well...

LV: so...its like truth or dare?

NDA: why am I here?

ME: ummm, yes...okay, first question: "how does it feel like to be the star characters of the story?"

LV: it's awesome! I'm like the superhero hero of the story, super-sized-MCshizzle an' all. I'm always there for my friend Neeks, and I'm totally an awesome match against, Dylan and Drew. So yeah, its cool.

NDA: do not call me "Neeks". I don't see why I have been made as the "damsel in distress". Im not even remotely "girly". And why the fuck am I in awe with mister 'I-escaped-death' here?-

LV: HEY!

NDA: -I am the GHOST KING! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE BROUGHT TO LIFE. WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! kids these days...

ME: uh, umm, okay umm, next question:"what are your thoughts about the wizardry world"?

LV: it sounds...magical (haha) its like a fairytale-

NDA: -it sounds gay

LV: brought to life, its filled with action-

NDA: like Simon and Baz type of gay-

LV: (gritting teeth) its...fun...nice-

NDA: -its like dumbledore loves grindalward type of gay

LV: NICO!!!

ME: "if you had to pick a role model, who would they be"?

NDA: Definitely, our girl Hermione. She's like the sass queen, and I've always loved sassy people.

LV: is that why you like percy?

*punches leo in the gut*

NDA: NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!

ME: "what are your thoughts about your future love interests"?

NDA: Will Solace

LV: frick wha? As per the story your supposed to be head over heels for me

NDA: WHY IN HADES SAKE WILL I EVER LIKE YOU?!

LV: THE STORY-

NDA: FUCK THE STORY!!!!

ME: okay... "how do you think your character will develop throughout the story?"

LV: I'm obviously gonna gonna save Nico's butt. Get a girlfriend and look Awesome!!

NDA: I'll make sure I won't need Leo's help because I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself, and I don't need any physician's cure to bring me back to life

LV: NICO! PLEASE!

ME: "how do you feel about this story being Valdangelo?"

NDA: excuse me...

LV: ...

Will solace & calypso: HOLD UP!!!

WS: YOU DARE DO THIS!!!!

Cal: I WILL RIP YOU APART

ME: Guys! Your aren't supposed to be here!!!

WS: WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU MEAN "VALDANGELO" AM I A JOKE TO YOU

CAL: I SWEAR!! I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE

ME: YOUR GIVING THE AUDIENCE SPOILERS!!!

WS: *takes out gun*

Cal: *takes out chainsaw*

NDA: oh...you better run

Ummm...sorry guys I have to leave
SEE YOU IN A MONTH!!!!

Ps: it ain't Valdangelo, I'm saving that for thanksgiving...

WS & CAL: YOUR DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE💜💜💜💜💜

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