~~~Somewhere where these people are~~~
Jesus galloped away on a horse, followed but the Irish Zayn, the curly haired Lois, the striped shirt and suspender wearing Liam, the blond Harry and the sane Niall. They ran away from the conformist freaks, also known as fans.
“YOU WILL DESTROY ALL OF HUMANITY BY NOT CONFORMING!” someone shouted.
“We do not conform to your social expectations!” Jesus whipped back.
“You shall not catch us!” Zayn shouted, “We’re going at Godspeed!”
“Hey, you stole my line,” Jesus said.
“Soz mate,” Zayn replied remorseful of what he just said.
They all turned around to see a massive human tsunami of fans and the Jesus club crash behind them as they ran over the desert. Lois tipped his fedora and rode off into the sunset. He quickly stopped when he realised everyone else was riding somewhere else and followed them instead.
“Guys can we stop for a second, I can’t run forever,” Liam said breathlessly.
“You guys should’ve got a horse like me,” Jesus said proudly.
“We need to get fit,” Niall puffed
“Who needs to be fit when you can be Jesus?” Jesus stated.
“Oh Jesus, teach us your ways!” The five boys said in unison.
“That’s creepy,” Jesus said.
“What is?” They said.
“You guys speaking all at once. It’s like you’re one, but you aren’t,” he said starting to hyperventilate. The five boys started to hyperventilate as well.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“You’re teaching us you ways, we must do the same,” Zayn said.
Jesus smirked and walked over to his iPod dock in the corner of the ballroom.
“Wait we’re in a mansion? When did this happen?” Harry questioned.
“Well they say he can change water to wine so why not shack to mansion?” Lois whispered.
“Hush children, listen,” Jesus silenced them as they heard a beat start from the speakers. A female voice filled the room, Beyoncé. More specifically, Beyoncé’s ‘Single Ladies’. The boys’ eyes widened as Jesus’ hips swayed to the music. They didn’t say anything but instead followed his movements, moving their hips in time with the music and flicking their wrists in time with Jesus’. The music started to end and Jesus finished his final pose, not even breaking a sweat as the others drowned in theirs.
“How do you do it Jesus?” Harry asked.
“Do what?” Jesus replied innocently.
“Dance for four minutes without breaking a sweat?” Liam said.
“I, Jesus, do not sweat, I perspire,” He stated simply and walked out of the room.
“Alien I tell you, alien,” Niall said before collapsing to the ground.
“I’ll join you there,” Lois said before repeating Niall’s actions.
“You are only to copy my actions,” Jesus’ voice boomed in the ballroom but he was nowhere to be seen. They looked round before realising he was standing on the balcony right above them.
“Also I am completely human,” he added and poked Niall with a very long stick. Niall flinched then flinched again and again and again and well you get the idea. Jesus kept prodding him with the stick looking bored.
“Um so what are we doing now?” Lois asked.
“Well, we should get something to eat. Sadly I am out of food and water so someone will have to go to McDonalds to get something to eat. Any volunteers?” he asked the boys.
“I’ll go!” they all shouted at once.
“Urgh! Stop doing that. Well here’s a fifty, go buy a hearty meal for us,” Jesus said throwing the money over the balcony and walking out of the room. The door quietly clicked behind him and the boys let out a sigh.
“It’s so stressful,” Zayn whined.
“Yet inspirational. I don’t know whether to complain or be grateful. There is great harmony between old and new. It complements each other in a way that has never been seen before. We are the chosen ones and we must appreciate. But the demands are so high. Can we live life as it should be? Or do we have to drop out because it’s all just too intense?” Harry started an inspirational speech before a grumble was heard.
“I’m kinda hungry; can we get something to eat?” Liam interrupted.
“Yeah, me too,” Harry jumped at the money lying on the ground and started walking towards the front door. The others followed at his heel like well trained dogs.
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The cold wind whipped their faces as they took to the sandy track to McDonalds.
“It’s surprisingly cold for the desert. Why are you like this desert?” Niall complained.
“Omg Niall, you can’t just ask the desert why it’s cold,” Zayn rolled eyes and sighed deeply.
“Whatever,” Niall said flicking his perfectly waxed hair, which didn’t flick, at all.
They strutted their stuff up to the McDonalds and opened the door dramatically making all the staff look at the weirdly. The place was empty.
“Uhh, can I help you?” the girl behind the counter asked.
“Yes actually,” Harry said handing her the fifty, “I’ll have 6 Big Macs thanks,”
“Ok, that’s $23.94. Won’t be long,” She smiled as shed gave Harry back the change and went into the kitchen.
“Better not be too long,” Liam groaned as his stomach did.
“Here you go!” the lady behind the counter said about 5 minutes later. Liam pounced on the bag running out the door. The others said nothing and ran after him, he didn’t know his way back after all. The boys ran puffed back to Jesus giving him the bag of food.
“Thanks boys, now what are you having?” Jesus smiled at them.
“Umm, there’s one for each of us,” Harry explained.
“I knew that, just pulling your arm,” Jesus laughed to himself.
“It’s leg,” Lois said.
“Don’t tell me how to run my life, Jesus; it’s like you don’t know who I am!” Jesus waved his arms about and hit Zayn in the nose. He whimpered but Jesus just laughed as he took out his Big Mac sitting at the table and hoeing in. The boys looked stunned at him before he cleared his throat and they all sat down.
“Aren’t we going to say thanks?” Niall asked.
“Oh right, thanks for getting me this food and can I also have the change later?” Jesus said before taking another chomp out of his burger. The others just took out their burgers and started eating away at the meaty goodness.
“Mmm, that was delicious,” Jesus said licking his fingers. The others nodded in agreement.
“Dog got your tongue?” He asked them.
“It’s cat,” Lois said.
“Um, are you my mum or something?” Jesus said snapping his fingers. He rose from his seat and said goodnight to them all before disappearing out the door.
“I’m going to hit the sack too,” Lois said leaving the table. The others one by one left the table and turned in for the night, not knowing to expect tomorrow.
AN: OMG!! Did you like it? I loved it!! Haha
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I Follow Jesus
FanfictionOne day, One Direction and Jesus were being followed. Now follow them on their adventurous journeys.
