I Follow Jesus

Chapter 10~A Christmas 'Delight'

AN: As promised here is another chapter.

Jesus Christ looked at the red sandwich in his hands and felt confused.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his luxurious surroundings. He had always loved deserted in the middle of nowhere with its powerful, purring parks. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel confused.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ronald Hodge-senpai. Ronald was a delightful knight with hairy abs and charming legs.

Jesus gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a lively, random, grape juice drinker with vivacious abs and brunette legs. His friends saw him as an amused, average angel. Once, he had even helped a healthy duckling recover from a flying accident.

But not even a lively person, who had once helped a healthy duckling recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Ronald had in store today.

The sun shone like dancing hamsters, making Jesus sad.

As Jesus stepped outside and Ronald came closer, he could see the zealous glint in his eye.

Ronald gazed with the affection of 3119 remarkable fine fish. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want information."

Jesus looked back, even sadder and still fingering the red sandwich. "Ronald, you are my senpai," he replied.

They looked at each other with cheerful feelings, like two delicious, doubtful ducks hopping at a very grateful Christmas, which had pop music playing in the background and two noble uncles laughing to the beat.

Jesus regarded Ronald's hairy abs and charming legs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Jesus with a delighted grin.

Ronald looked pissed off; his emotions blushing like a barbecued, bumpy banana.

Then Ronald came inside for a nice drink of grape juice.

Jesus sat up in bed sweating. What kind of dream was that? He pushed back his covers and walked down to the living room. It was 4 am according to his new grandfather clock. He paced around the room recalling his dream.

"I love you and I want information."

Jesus had always believed that his dreams had meaning behind them. Did Ronald Hodge-senpai really mean that? Was he hiding his true intentions towards Jesus? He sat down on the couch confused and put his head in his hands. The dream somewhat resembled their first meeting, Jesus did confess that Ronald was his senpai and Ronald had done the same to him. Not being able to fall back asleep, Jesus walked into the kitchen and fixed himself some toast and jam. He sat down at the table slowly munching it when the phone started to ring. Jesus furrowed his brow and got up and answered it.

"Hello?" he questioned.

"Is this Jesus?" the person on the other end of the line asked him.

"Yes it is, why?" Jesus pursued answers.

"This is Business Fish-senpai, I'd like to come and talk with you, it's very important," the caller explained.

"Ok, what time?" Jesus responded.

"How about ten minutes?" Business Fish-senpai suggested.

"It's four am!" Jesus retorted.

"Not a good time then? Ok how about ten am, it's my next opening in my busy schedule," Business Fish-senpai calmly said.