As the boys woke up this morning, they heard faint snoring. In fact not just one snore, but multiple tiny little snores which made it sound like there was someone who had multiple noses sleeping near them. They realised it was just the refugee carrots sleeping in. Like gees, it's 10am, get your act together carrots!!
Zayn threw a pillow at the pile of dozing carrots and they squealed like, well, carrots. The rest of the boys just groaned as Niall plodded down to the kitchen to cook pancakes for breakfast, Jesus' favourite. He noticed that there were six plates to be washed, he only put five there last night. He widened his eyes as he made his way to Jesus' office. There was no plate there; Jesus must have eaten his dinner after all. He smiled to himself as he walked back to the kitchen.
Just as he turned around he bumped into a large figure.
"Ronald Hodge-senpai!" he exclaimed stepping back.
"Uh, yes I was just going to see Jesus," Ronald Hodge-senpai replied as he walked past Niall towards the office.
Niall hid around the corner and watched Ronald Hodge-senpai open the door to Jesus' office and slowly close it behind him. Niall sighed, not being able to see what was happening between the two.
Niall cooked pancakes for the boys and gave the carrots a bowl of maple syrup. Liam's phone bleeped and he looked at the screen.
"What is it?" Lois asked.
"A text from Jesus," Liam said reading the message.
"What does it say?" Harry asked.
"He wants us to go out for the day," Liam said confused.
"Bye guys," Zayn said grabbing his phone, money and sun glasses as he headed out the door.
"I'm going where he's going," Harry said as he followed him out the door. One by one the boys followed each other out the door and the carrots did the same, wary of every step they took but feeling safe with Zayn around.
"They're gone, it worked!" Jesus exclaimed as he watched the boys go off down the road.
"Good, now what was it you wanted to talk to me about?" Ronald Hodge-senpai enquired.
"Well I thought since we're pretty good friends, you'd like to see my mansion. I couldn't do it with the boys around, they don't understand our relationship," Jesus explained.
"And what exactly is our relationship?" Ronald Hodge-senpai asked.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Jesus stated simply before leading Ronald Hodge-senpai out the door.
"Let's start at the front door shall we?" Jesus walked to the front door.
"Here I have my front door; it's a mixture of my passion and my calling, onto the ballroom now. This is where the magic happens," Jesus started.
"I know what that looks like and I can say I'm definitely under your spell," Ronald Hodge-senpai smiled.
"Ok then, behind this door is, of course, my office. The boys never come in here, only the successful successor will be allowed in here when the time comes. Around the corner is the kitchen and dining room. This is where some good memories are made. Mostly about food because that is what is important in life," Jesus stopped to take a breath and Ronald Hodge-senpai let out a giggle. Jesus gave him a death stare and Ronald Hodge-senpai composed himself as they moved to the stairs.
"Up here are the bedrooms and bathroom. Let's skip past the boys' room as I have no idea what it's like in there. Also my bedroom to the right and the two bathrooms straight down the middle there," Ronald Hodge-senpai opened his mouth to speak but was cut off when Jesus pulled him back down the staircase.
"Now this is the most important place in the whole house, I haven't even shown the boys yet so be flattered you are the first," Jesus said as he walked to the back of the house and unlocked one of the big, heavy wooden doors. He pulled on it slightly and Ronald Hodge-senpai was covered in a blue-purple light. His eyes widened and a smile grew on his face. This was it, this was his calling. He ran towards the blue purple light and gasped in excitement. Jesus followed him outside and Ronald Hodge-senpai turned around to him with his mouth open.
"I love this place," Ronald Hodge-senpai gaped.
There were blue purple butterflies covering him and whispering in his ear.
"Good morning senpai!" One of the said
"We love you Master Ron!" another one stated.
"Hodge-senpai!" another stated simply.
Ronald Hodge-senpai just stood there in awe as the butterflies complimented him and danced around his feet.
"This is my favourite room too," Jesus said stepping into the room. He was immediately greeted by many butterflies also complimenting him and dancing around his feet.
Jesus and Ronald Hodge-senpai just stood there for a few moments taking in the amazingness of the situation before Ronald Hodge-senpai turned to Jesus.
"I want to be here, with you, forever," Ronald Hodge-senpai said.
"I'm sorry senpai, but only my successors and desperate refugees can stay here, it's not a long-term sleepover.
Ronald Hodge senpai's smile disappeared as he realised he could not be with the one who he admired so much.
"But Jesus, you are my senpai, you noticed me when no one else did," Ronald Hodge-senpai started to sob.
Jesus just looked at him, he was a ... senpai?!
"I'm your senpai?" he asked confused. Ronald Hodge-senpai nodded his head and headed towards the doors back inside. Jesus grabbed his arm and flung him around to face him.
"Then you can stay," Jesus said and Ronald Hodge-senpai's smile returned. He jumped up and down on the spot.
"Can we dance?!" he exclaimed.
"Of course, what's your favourite song?" Jesus asked.
"Anything by Avril Lavigne," he said and Jesus smiled.
"I have all her songs," he said as he led Ronald Hodge-senpai back to the ballroom. Jesus walked over to the sacred iPod dock and clicked shuffle under Avril Lavigne's name. Hello Kitty started to play and Jesus and Ronald Hodge-senpai busted out some amazing moves. This continued for most of the day with only a short break in the middle to grab some lunch.
The boys had started to get bored with going out for the day, a movie, bowling and 2 hours of trying to find the perfect dance clothes had exhausted them as well as trying to keep the carrots under control.
They started walking back to the mansion when they heard Avril Lavigne playing. They quietly walked inside and poked their heads into the ballroom where the saw Jesus and Ronald Hodge-senpai getting into the dance they were doing. They looked confused but giggled because they never expected the mysterious Ronald Hodge-senpai to be so into dancing, especially with Jesus, they tried to be as quiet as possible and headed back to their room, carrots in tow.
As night began to fall and the empty plates of non-existent food had been cleaned, the boys headed for bed when there was a knock at their door.
Ronald Hodge-senpai poked his head in.
"Hey just letting you guys know that I'm staying in the room next door so try and keep the noise down," he closed the door and walked off down to his room.
"Um, what?" Liam asked.
"Let's leave it until the morning Liam," Lois yawned and fell asleep on his pillow.
"Ok," Liam mumbled back as he turned off the lights and everyone went to sleep in precisely 3 seconds.
AN: Sorry not much happened, I need to be more organised when I promise an update and write the whole thing in less than an hour. I promise to do a better job next time and keep those suggestion coming!
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