I Follow Jesus

Chapter 16~It Was All Just An Illness I Guess

AN: Here it is, the long awaited final chapter.

Jesus tossed and turned in his bed.

"This is violence!" he screamed. Symon was advancing on him and so were a bunch of other men all in suits of varying colours.

"No, we know all your secrets, don't we?" Symon quizzed him.

"No, no one can ever know. It'll break them!"

"Well wouldn't that be a shame."

Jesus was being forced closer and closer to the fire pit.

"No burn in hell just like you deserve, just like what you did to me!" With that Symon pushed Jesus over the edge of the fire pit. Jesus landed in the fire.

"Baby you light up my world like nobody else," Symon mocked as he threw in some wood.

Jesus shot up in his bed, perspiration dripping down his forehead. He took a few deep breathes before heading to the bathroom to wash his face. He opened the door and walked over to the basin and grabbed a small towel to wash his face with. However, he didn't realise that there was a bar of soap on the floor and he stepped on it a slipped hitting the ground with a thud.

At this point the boys and Ronald Hodge-senpai had woken up and ran to see what was wrong. They entered the bathroom and saw Jesus lying on the ground. They let out small squeaks...then some more...then they just started sounding like guinea pigs standing there looking at someone lying on the ground. 

"No one can ever know, no one can ever know," Jesus whispered.

"What's he saying?" Lois asked.

"No pun can ever show?" Liam responded.

"What?" Lois asked.

"What?" Liam responded.

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

"Guys!" Zayn shouted.

"Zayn!" Niall shouted.

"Niall!" Ronald Hodge-senpai shouted.

"Donkey!" Harry shouted.

"What?" Lois asked.

"What?" Liam responded.

"Shut up!" Jesus shouted.

Everyone stared at him. His face had a small cut over his right orb and blood was trickling down his face. 

"We had better get you cleaned up, everyone go back to bed," Ronald Hodge-senpai ordered.

He ushered everyone out the door and closed it behind them.

"Ok let's get you clean," Ronald Hodge-senpai grabbed the towel and wiped his face.

"I need to confide in you, but you must tell no one," Jesus trapped Ronald Hodge-senpai's forearm.

"Uh, sure, I guess. What is it?"

"If I were to spontaneously combust, would you look after the boys for me?" he looked up to his senpai.

"Now why would you spontaneously combust?" he looked down at his follower with a small smile.

"Because I've lied to everyone, even you senpai," Jesus looked down at his hands.

"Well then, you'd better clear your conscience," Ronald Hodge-senpai sat down beside Jesus.