I Follow Jesus

Chapter 4~A movie and an On Edge Household

AN: Actually not sure that my chapters are as funny as before, but mostly because I don't think much when I write...

*When the boys were out for the day*

They all ran after Zayn. He was running, fast, very fast, creating dust fast. Niall stopped to cough; the dust was getting to his...lungs!!

"It's ok Niall, we'll make it!" Liam encouraged him.

"I just got some dust in my lungs, not cancer!" Niall screamed back before walking after the rest. Liam stood there, a tear in his eye, he got dust in it. He also followed after Niall as they walked to the local shopping complex. Yes, in the middle of a desert, in the middle of nowhere.

The cool air fanned over their faces as they walked through the automatic doors into the shopping complex. It smelled like spearmint, eeww gross! The music played softly over the speakers, but loudly in the boys' heads, it was ... the Macarena. The boys flipping their hands, taking them to their head back down to the hips then swaying as the jumped and shouted,

"HEYYYYY MACARENA!" at the top of their lungs, it was a quite spectacle.

They acquired a few strange looks but not as weird as the girl standing 289774344786 feet away from them. She fainted of course, what else would she do? All five boys noticed and they ran over to her to make sure she's ok; it's not every day that a girl faints when people start dancing the Macarena. Her eyelids lazily opened and flickered as the boys made a circle around her. She gave out a small giggle.

"Right she's ok, let's go get something to eat," Lois said walking to a bakery. The others followed him as the girl sat up looking really confused.

"Um, excuse me?" she asked quietly. Zayn looked around with a cake in his mouth, the others all looked the same as him and the carrots were eating the crumbs that were being dropped.

"What?" they all asked.

"I just fainted?" she continued, "And you just left me."

"Yeah but you were only out for about a minute and you're already sitting up, you are acting as if you never fainted, what's your problem?" Harry explained.

"If you were gentlemen you would help me," she exclaimed.

"What with?" Zayn asked.

"I don't know get me some water, take me to a bench where I can sit down, offer me a lift home!?" she said, "Maybe even ask for my name."

"Well, 1. Water is expensive, 2. You're sitting up; take yourself to a bench, 3. We walked here so we can't give you a lift and 4. Names are just a bunch of letters," Niall said taking another bite of cake.

"That's rude, I'm Kylie by the way," Kylie told them.

"We're not here to be nice," Niall shot back leading the boys off through the mall.

"I'll find out things about you and you'll regret what you just did," Kylie whispered under her breath as the boys walked off down the mall.

"That was weird," Liam broke the silence.

"Shhh... I was enjoying the silence," Lois hushed him, placing a finger to his lips. They proceeded to walk in silence for the next 10 minutes or so.

"Let's go watch a movie," Niall suggested, "because your guys are really boring."

"OK BUT I WANT POPCORN!!" Lois shouted as he ran down the mall.

"Uh, it's this way," Niall corrected him and he quickly ran the way Niall pointed. Niall sighed loudly, how'd he get stuck with these losers?