AN: Here is a chapter, I have finally updated!!! Woooh. You may also notice that I have updated the cover. I spent so long on that so enjoy it because you'd better. Enjoy the chapter! :D
The morning was fuzzy and hard to see. Well it was for Harry. He couldn't read the food menu at breakfast and ended up ordering roast lamb and vegetables.
"You really want that for breakfast?" Zayn asked.
"Umm, yes well I did order it," Harry said still not sure what he'd ordered.
"It's roast lamb and vegetables but you knew that right?" Niall said.
"Of course, I ordered it after all," Harry said picking up a teaspoon and jabbing it at the meat.
"You can't eat it with a teaspoon," Liam said.
"I do what I like," Harry said putting the spoon back down and feeling around for a knife and fork.
"What's gotten into you this morning?" Lois said putting the cutlery in Harry's hands.
"Nothing, what's your problem?" he said cutting up a bit of his serviette.
"Harry, you're cutting your serviette," Niall said.
"What's wrong with me?! I should be asking what's wrong with you! All these questions!" Harry shouted.
"Calm your farm," Liam rolled his orbs.
"I don't own a farm," Harry pouted.
"It's a figure of speech, why are you so serious today?" Lois asked.
"There we go another question," Harry threw his hands up in the air.
"How did you do that?" Zayn asked.
"What!?" Harry shouted back.
"Detach your hands," Zayn pointed to Harry's hands coming back down.
"Reasons," Harry said as he put his hands back on. The boys looked at him weirdly.
"You know you can tell us anything," Niall assured him.
"Whatever," Harry said as he finished off his meal and went back up to his room. A few minutes later Lois walked into the room and sat down on the bed where Harry had collapsed.
"So nothing out of the ordinary then," Lois broke the silence.
"Absolutely nothing," Harry mumbled a reply.
"So if I told you that there were ants crawling around in this room, you'd be ok with that," Lois said.
"Ants! Where!? " Harry screamed.
"Nowhere. I made it up," he said, "But you wouldn't know because you can't see very well can you?"
"How can you tell?" Harry asked.
"You're not one to be eating dinner as breakfast," Lois sighed.
"You know me too well," Harry closed his orbs, "It's been getting worse, I couldn't actually read the menu this morning at all."
"You need to see an optometrist, orbs are very important," Lois said.
"Can you come with me? I don't want to go alone," Harry whispered.
"Of course," Lois said and he and Harry made their way downstairs.
"Where are you two going?" Symon asked.
"Out," Lois stated.
"Oh well don't be too long then," Symon said as they walked out the front door.
"Thanks for that save Lois," Harry said.
"No problem, now where is an optometrist?" Lois looked around.
"Look up there," Harry pointed up.
"Don't be silly Harry, there is no optometrist up there," Lois said not looking up.
"No, it's not up there but there is a sign," Harry pointed out.
Lois looked up at the sign which surely said:
OPTOMETRIST THIS WAY
"That was mighty convenient," Lois squinted at the sign.
"Do you need glasses to?" Harry asked.
"No, I was just squinting because this is all too convenient," Lois explained.
"Oh."
They walked towards the optometrist and came upon a large medical complex. In the middle was the optometrist in bright green.
"Why is it green?" Lois said.
"Why not?" a man near them said squinting at them both.
"Do you need to see the optometrist as well?" Harry looked at him.
"No."
"Oh."
"Let's go in," Lois dragged Harry through the doors and into the waiting room.
They walked up to the counter and Lois rang the bell. The receptionist came out from her office and greeted them.
"Harry needs his orbs tested," Lois said to the receptionist. She looked Harry up and down before nodding her head. They went and sat down on a couple of chairs in the waiting room and watched the trashy daytime TV.
After a few minutes Harry's name was called and he stood up and walked into the room leaving Lois watching the TV.
Harry was given all that stuff that happens at the optometrists' and he came out a few minutes later. Lois stood up and walked over to Harry who was sporting a new pair of glasses.
"Really?" Lois questioned as Harry removed his new glasses which were in the shape of America.
"They're transitions," Harry beamed.
"Whatever, let's get back to the hotel."
They walked back to the hotel and into the room. Everyone looked up at them and burst into laughter. Harry smiled and looked at Lois. He rolled his orbs and went to his bed and collapsed.
"I have to take picture of this," Liam laughed as he pulled out his phone and took a picture. He pressed send and sent it to Jesus with the message,
Look who got some funky new glasses
He waited a few minutes and his phone beeped and Jesus had sent a message back.
He has learned from the best. Hope to see you soon.
Liam thought. The holiday was nearly over! Only a week to go before they were going back to Jesus. Wow how time flies.
AN: And on the side is a picture of Harry's funky new glasses.
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