rog: hwllo
deaky: hi :)
fred: what's up darlings ;)
rog: i thonk i'm drznk
rog: drubk*
rog: drumk*
fred: well since you're technically a drummer, yeah
rog: duck you freedie
deaky: f r e e d i e
deaky: i-
deaky has changed fred's name to freedie!
freedie: srsly
rog: whwre's bri
deaky: not like i miss him tho
deaky: he's like a mom
freedie: hey that's r00d
deaky: r 0 0 d
rog: let's anniy him so he seed thw texts
deaky: you really are drunk
freedie: okay
rog: brimi
freedie: bri
deaky: brian
rog: BRAIN HAROLD MAY!
deaky: b r a i n
freedie: omg i-
freedie: B R A I N
freedie has changed bri's name to brain!
deaky: it isn't working
freedie: :(
freedie: also where's rog
rog: houston we have a problem
deaky: don't tell me you did something dumb
rog: chill yoir horses dickie
freedie: i-
freedie: d i c k i e
freedie has changed deaky's name to dickie!
dickie: not funny
rog: sO bAcK tP mY sToEy
rog: so i'm at tgis club
rog: and i'm drunj
rog: whixh is why ican't spell propurly
brain: properly*
dickie: oh hi briAN
freedie: he's drunk, bri
freedie: that's why he can't spell.
brain: the problem is that roger spells properly as "propurly" when he's sober, too.
dickie: oml i-
dickie: i'm wHeEziNg
freedie: lmao i can't even
freedie: brian's here to spill the tea about roger's spelling mistakes
dickie: sPiCY
rog: can you jist takw a momenz to liSteN tO mY sTorY
brain: roger, nobody cares about your story.
rog: eXcuSw yOi BrAin mY daRliNG
freedie: d a r l i n g
dickie: thAT'S the tea y'all
freedie: bri are you and rog a thing???
brain: no.
rog: bye i have to go
dickie: ?
freedie: ??
brain: ???
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hiya y'all soo i'm back with another story oop
hope you enjoy!
also, if you can't decipher rog's drunk texts then just comment and i'll fix the "spelling mistake".
love you!
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