4 || rodger the badger || gc

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rog: hiya

dickie: hey again

freedie: ok comrade let's do this ;)

rog: fReDdiE

rog: subtle is key

freedie: sksksk okay okay

brain: stop texting i'm trying to study astrophysics

dickie: i'M stUdYiNG aStrOphYsiCs

rog: wait wait brimiiiiii

brain: whAT?

rog: what's your favorite animal??

brain: i love badgers

brain: now leave me be

freedie has changed rog's name to rodger the badger!

freedie: now do you love roger too?

brain: no.

rog: :(

rog: y tho

brain: you're kind of annoying and childish

brain: sorry

dickie: AnD i oOp

freedie: b r i a n    n o

brain: i mean you can be ok sometimes

brain: but sometimes you're just dumb

brain: no offense

rodger the badger has left the chat!

dickie: now look what you did

freedie: go apologize.

freedie: now.

brain: um excuse you? i literally just said the truth. also, no wonder i'm cranky, because you disturbed me in my studies. now sod off.

brain: and, to top it all off, i lost my clogs.

freedie: cLogS

dickie: brian nobody even likes clogs

brain: well i do

brain: so there.

freedie: brian...

freedie: first of all, you sound like a preschooler when you argue.

freedie: second, i'll buy you a new pair of clogs if you apologise to roger.

dickie: consider it well, may. it's quite the offer ;)

brain: fine, but leave me alone now. i'm building a telescope.

freedie: ...

dickie: bye?

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